(Overheard in 1920s Commons)
Boy 1: So, how’s that hot girl in your art class?
Boy 2: Still so hot…I wanna Jackson Pollack all over her face...if you know what I mean.
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Tell Her That and See What Happens
Latest comment by Anonymous: Oh good lord.
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Overheard @ Williams : Summer Edition #1
Overheard last night in Bronfman:
Girl : So is she still seeing him?
Guy: I don't know. He told me he decided he didn't want herpes so he's slowly trying to cut ties with her.
Girl : Hm. Smart decision I guess.
Oh, Williams, you never disappoint.
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Don't Let the Midwestern Accent Fool You
Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: F*ck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, f*ck you, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of c*ck-sucking *ssho
Latest comment by Jessica Almanza: Haha, I've seen that before! I have a friend who's originally from Ohio and when we visited NYC - she turned out to be one TOUGH cookie. She shoved, pushed and berated people - it was a side of her we had never seen before.
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Virginia TechFunny
Just Order Yours With a Bit of Fairy Dust
Annoying hipster: Hey man, you still have that hook up for blow?
Guy #1: No man, he went under, I have a new connection now. Just go to the second bodega at the corner and ask the guy for a fairy dust pizza.
Annoying hipster: Really, alright man, thanks.
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+ Add CommentGuy #1: No man, he went under, I have a new connection now. Just go to the second bodega at the corner and ask the guy for a fairy dust pizza.
Annoying hipster: Really, alright man, thanks.
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St John's UniversityText Worthy
Yes, Your Career Aspirations are a Joke
Professor: On this index card I'd like you all to write your name and major, as well as your career fantasies. I say career fantasies because when you graduate I'll see you paying off your loans working at the kwik-e-mart.
-- Overheard by Erum at St. John's University
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ColumbiaText Worthy
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Overheard at Columbia
Chick: Oh, so that TA made this problem set?
Dude: Yeah, he made that genomics, b!tchy set, too.
Chick, pointing to Asian TA in back: That's him!
Dude: Dude, no! He's white.
Chick: Oh... I've been hating on the wrong TA this whole time!
Source: And She's Totally Sleeping with the Wrong Professor
Dude: Yeah, he made that genomics, b!tchy set, too.
Chick, pointing to Asian TA in back: That's him!
Dude: Dude, no! He's white.
Chick: Oh... I've been hating on the wrong TA this whole time!
Source: And She's Totally Sleeping with the Wrong Professor
Latest comment by Lil' G: I like that girl's bikini! Get that dude off of her!
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Overheard in Granville Towers
Dude on cell phone: "Hey mom. I made a B. ....... I'll work hard next time and get an A. ........ Love you too. Bye."
Holy crap, woman, your kid is in college. Time to cut the apron strings, no?
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NorthwesternText Worthy
This Kid Sounds More Adventurous Than Most.
...And while we're on the subject of "overheard conversations in Francis Searle", my boss just heard this one:
Dude-Bro walking with his friend:...And it'll either be epilepsy or an orgasm, depending on how you do it.
Wow. There are just no words. I can only assume this is about some so... MORE »
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Wow. There are just no words. I can only assume this is about some so... MORE »
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Sex and the City: Tricking Innocent College Students Everywhere
Overheard outside of Francis Searle at 1:30 pm.
Girl on phone: Yeah, I thought we were going to a comedy club, so I gave them money to get me a ticket. Turns out it wasn't for 'Second City.' It was for 'Sex and the City'... Yeah, I still went... There were bright color... MORE »
Girl on phone: Yeah, I thought we were going to a comedy club, so I gave them money to get me a ticket. Turns out it wasn't for 'Second City.' It was for 'Sex and the City'... Yeah, I still went... There were bright color... MORE »
Latest comment by aquamarine: All I can say is "wow."
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When Did Journalism Classes Get Out Of Control?
From what I remember, journalism classes were supposed to be about writing and the news. Not exactly a stimulating class, but someone has to get the job done.
But it seems that something happened this semester with journalism courses. OTR tipsters have been reporting out
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