And we thought she was old news. But oh no, Sarah Palin steals the spotlight once again as she pardoned a Thanksgiving Turkey yesterday at Triple D Farm & Hatchery near Wasilla, Al. Unfortunately after her pardon, not all of our feathery friends were saved. While being interviewed, a Turkey is slaughtered behind a seeminlgy oblivious Palin. Warning: not for the squeamish.

Sarah Palin is back with her very own real-life SNL skit.

She's the gift that keeps on giving, even after she loses.

Well today is the big day that we've been counting down to since... well Nov 2004 for some of us.

Hyde Park is going to be buzzing and be sure to keep an eye out for Mr. O himself who is rumored to make an appearance, although you'll have better luck seeing him at Grant Park tonight I'm sure.

The attack has been heard for the past couple weeks now where Presidential hopeful, John McCain, asks voters to imagine a Speaker Pelosi, Senator Reid and President Obama combination. He concludes that this Democratic ménage à trois would lead to increased taxes and increased spending, furt

My own personal struggle with Halloween costumes is really more of an epic battle. My freshman and sophomore roommate and I have a dedicated following of admirers for our graphicly gory getups (vampire and zombie) and unique ideas (black dahlia and helen jewett) because we are firm believers in the

5. Kanye: I know Ricky’s still sells those ridiculous glasses, but going as Kayne is so 2007. That goes for Soulja Boy, too.

4. Generic costume shops: While we’re on the subject of Ricky’s – or your local costume superstore equivalent – you might want to avoid those costumes altogether. I guess

Last evening, I was at my computer watching one of Tina Fey’s glorious SNL renditions of Sarah Palin when my friend IrregularVerb walked into my room to chat. Seeing the bespectacled, pageant-haired Fey on my screen, IrregularVerb informed me of a very special holiday that will b