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"Governor Palin Apparently Oblivious to Turkey Carnage Over Her Shoulder"

"Governor Palin Apparently Oblivious to Turkey Carnage Over Her Shoulder"

You can’t make this stuff up. The title of this post is the caption of an MSNBC story that involves the most ironic interview of all time starring my one true love, Sarah Palin. Oh, how I’ve missed her antics.


The story is this. Palin went to some turkey farm to give an interview, and there was some sort of “turkey pardoning ceremony” where she...

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Sarah Palin Did Not Know Africa Was a Continent

Sarah Palin Did Not Know Africa Was a Continent

I really hope Sarah Palin sticks around, because she’s been an endless fountain of material for me to write about that past few months, and I really don’t want it to stop. She’s like blogging heroin. How I got my fix today is that new details have emerged on just how truly little Sarah Palin knew about world affairs and about her diva (read: cra...

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The First Minute of "Nailin' Paylin" Has Arrived (SFW)

The First Minute of "Nailin' Paylin" Has Arrived (SFW)

Here you have it, the first one minute and twelve seconds of Hustler's Nalin' Paylin porno you've been hearing so much about. Two drunk Russians ask for help when their tank breaks down in front of "Paylin's" house. But it's a cliffhanger! What in the world is going to happen next?!

 

"Well, I guess in the spirit of foreign relations I can let y...

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Ohio Blogger Captures McCain Supporters Publically Calling Obama a "Terrorist," Questioning His "Bloodlines"

Ohio Blogger Captures McCain Supporters Publically Calling Obama a "Terrorist," Questioning His "Bloodlines"

This is the most disturbing election video I’ve seen since CNN showed some redneck saying that “The only black I’ve ever seen with change had a cup in his hand.” This video was taken by a liberal Ohio blogger who went to a McCain-Palin rally to see if the supporters actually believed that Barack Obama is a terrorist. Some quotes:


“He’s a terror...

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Showdown: The VP Debates Tonight at Washington University

Showdown: The VP Debates Tonight at Washington University

That's right! Tonight it's Verbal Diarrhea versus The Gaffe-Meister at Washington University in St. Louis. There have been many factors leading up to the debate, but I'll go over the top 3 I'm sure you've all heard about.

 

1.) Governor Palin doesn't know how to form a coherent sentence. If you've been paying attention to any news channel - exce...

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Denver Metropolitan State College Professor Andrew Hallam Probed for Probing Palin

Denver Metropolitan State College Professor Andrew Hallam Probed for Probing Palin

A Denver Metropolitan State College professor, Andrew Hallam, is being investigated for giving students a nefariously unfair assignment— deconstructing and responding to an argument! The school is currently investigating the English professor after he asked students to write an essay that would undermine the rhetoric exercised in the “fairy tale...

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Colbert Interviews College Blogger

Colbert Interviews College Blogger

My fellow OTR'ians, this dude is a dork. We can easily get that next college blogger interview on Colbert because if this kid can do it, we can do it.

Tulane Alum Ashley Biden Gets Pulled Into The Political Fray

Tulane Alum Ashley Biden Gets Pulled Into The Political Fray

Oh great, now Tulane is being dragged into the three-ring circus that this election has turned into.
 

It all started when Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol got knocked up and landed Palin all over the headlines. Despite repeated calls from both parties to lay off the children, we’ve since seen a barrage of stories on the dirty deeds of the candida...

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Brit and Jamie Lynne's Greedy Momma Airs Dirty Laundry in New Parenting Book

Brit and Jamie Lynne's Greedy Momma Airs Dirty Laundry in New Parenting Book

Lynne, the third most famous Spears and mother of beyond-PR-people-salvaging-trainwrecks Jamie Lynne and Britney, is coming out with a new book called Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. Recently, Spears has taken Sarah Palin under her wing, and in her mentorship even ordered baby mama Bristol some $60 burp clo...

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Fred Thompson Talks Dirty or The Sexification of the Republican National Convention

Fred Thompson Talks Dirty or The Sexification of the Republican National Convention

Perhaps it’s overcompensation for the geriatric John McCain. Perhaps it’s an attempt to show that the Democrats don’t have a monopoly on fun with their Scarlett Johansson camaraderie and Ludacris songs and dancing on the Ellen Degeneres Show. Whatever the reasoning is, the Republicans have begun a tremendously misguided course of sexifying the p...

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