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You can’t make this stuff up. The title of this post is the caption of an MSNBC story that involves the most ironic interview of all time starring my one true love, Sarah Palin. Oh, how I’ve missed her antics.
The story is this. Palin went to some turkey farm to give an interview, and there was some sort of “turkey pardoning ceremony” where she...
I really hope Sarah Palin sticks around, because she’s been an endless fountain of material for me to write about that past few months, and I really don’t want it to stop. She’s like blogging heroin. How I got my fix today is that new details have emerged on just how truly little Sarah Palin knew about world affairs and about her diva (read: cra...
Here you have it, the first one minute and twelve seconds of Hustler's Nalin' Paylin porno you've been hearing so much about. Two drunk Russians ask for help when their tank breaks down in front of "Paylin's" house. But it's a cliffhanger! What in the world is going to happen next?!
"Well, I guess in the spirit of foreign relations I can let y...
This is the most disturbing election video I’ve seen since CNN showed some redneck saying that “The only black I’ve ever seen with change had a cup in his hand.” This video was taken by a liberal Ohio blogger who went to a McCain-Palin rally to see if the supporters actually believed that Barack Obama is a terrorist. Some quotes:
“He’s a terror...
That's right! Tonight it's Verbal Diarrhea versus The Gaffe-Meister at Washington University in St. Louis. There have been many factors leading up to the debate, but I'll go over the top 3 I'm sure you've all heard about.
1.) Governor Palin doesn't know how to form a coherent sentence. If you've been paying attention to any news channel - exce...
A Denver Metropolitan State College professor, Andrew Hallam, is being investigated for giving students a nefariously unfair assignment— deconstructing and responding to an argument! The school is currently investigating the English professor after he asked students to write an essay that would undermine the rhetoric exercised in the “fairy tale...
My fellow OTR'ians, this dude is a dork. We can easily get that next college blogger interview on Colbert because if this kid can do it, we can do it.
Oh great, now Tulane is being dragged into the three-ring circus that this election has turned into.
It all started when Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol got knocked up and landed Palin all over the headlines. Despite repeated calls from both parties to lay off the children, we’ve since seen a barrage of stories on the dirty deeds of the candida...
Lynne, the third most famous Spears and mother of beyond-PR-people-salvaging-trainwrecks Jamie Lynne and Britney, is coming out with a new book called Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. Recently, Spears has taken Sarah Palin under her wing, and in her mentorship even ordered baby mama Bristol some $60 burp clo...
Perhaps it’s overcompensation for the geriatric John McCain. Perhaps it’s an attempt to show that the Democrats don’t have a monopoly on fun with their Scarlett Johansson camaraderie and Ludacris songs and dancing on the Ellen Degeneres Show. Whatever the reasoning is, the Republicans have begun a tremendously misguided course of sexifying the p...
Elin Nordegren, i.e. Mrs. Tiger Woods, is preggers again. Elin gave birth to their daughter Sam in June 2007, six years after the couple met at the British Open, where Nordegren was working as a nanny to golfer Jesper Parnevik. Being a mom is remarkably similar to being a nanny, except with longer hours and no hourly wages, so it’s no surprise N...
Even though teenage pregnancy is so five minutes ago, Gov. Sarah Palin, John McCain's running mate, announced that her 17-year-old daughter is five months pregnant.
This does not bode well for the Republican presidential campaign...not that anyone really hears much about that campaign what with Obama spreading hope and all. In the extremely c...
There’s been a whole hullabaloo about Mr. McCain choosing a woman, Sarah Palin, as his VP, and yes, this would be impressive if it weren’t a transparently political maneuver. McCain has repeatedly shut down women’s rights efforts. He voted against birth control coverage by health insurance companies, against sex ed for teenagers in 2006, and has...
Where in the world is Sarah Palin?
While speculation continues to buzz that the governor of Alaska is at the top of McCain’s VP list, some news outlets are reporting she’s in Dayton, OH for the McCain rally while ABC News maintains she is still in Alaska.
The Associated Press states:
A Gulfstream IV from Anchorage, Alaska, flew into Middle...
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The reason this is so funny is because politicians who know what they are doing are sensitive to how their actions may be interpreted by other people, even if they see nothing wrong with it. Palin is completely oblivious.