Goshdarnit, that Sarah Palin sure is one folksy momma! She shoots moose! Drives her own car! Says haberdasher! Ah, but perhaps you aren’t familiar with the vernacular of the formerly average hockey mom? Never fear, my little mooslings; study the Palin lexicon below to get in the conservative know.

Haberdasher
Pronunciation:
\ˈha-bə(r)-ˌda-...

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There’s been a whole hullabaloo about Mr. McCain choosing a woman, Sarah Palin, as his VP, and yes, this would be impressive if it weren’t a transparently political maneuver. McCain has repeatedly shut down women’s rights efforts. He voted against birth control coverage by health insurance companies, against sex ed for teenagers in 2006, and has...

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