College OTR: Recent Posts

University of MichiganSports

Rich Rodriguez: The Next Coach to Turn Down Michigan

Posted by AHor 12/15/2007 3:43 PM

Tags: pathetic, coach, football, please let this be the one

Rich Rodriguez: The Next Coach to Turn Down Michigan

Don't count on it

If losing to Appalachian State earlier this year wasn’t enough to make University of Michigan football the laughingstock of the nation, then the coaching search is definitely the icing on the cake. Les Miles, a devout Michigan man in the prime of his career, was ... MORE »

+ Add Comment

PurdueFunny

BREAKING: Guy notices cute girl in coffee shop, is afraid to say anything

Posted by DoctorX 11/29/2007 6:18 PM

Tags: pathetic

BREAKING: Guy notices cute girl in coffee shop, is afraid to say anything

Early Wednesday afternoon, a 21 year-old male spotted an attractive woman in the Vienna coffee shop, located near Purdue University. Apparently rendered mute by her radiance, the unidentified male was only able to note that she was drinking tea while he hid behind a... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: what a herb!!!!!!!!!! dude grow some balls and go up and say hi

+ 1 Comments

NorthwesternCampus Characters

Facebook Abuse: The Nauseating Couples Edition

Posted by Two Thirty 09/04/2007 10:53 PM

Tags: facebook, pathetic, weenie, romance, trauma assholes

Facebook Abuse: The Nauseating Couples Edition

Once reserved for stupid birthday announcements and ads for companies too broke to do real advertising and too lame to make any actual profit, Facebook flyers have become the stomping ground of the desperate, pathetic, and lovelorn. A certain Mike Tamillow has the following words for hi... MORE »

+ Add Comment

TuftsCampus Characters

Freshmen Need Not Apply

Posted by The Decider 08/03/2007 9:21 PM

Tags: PATHETIC, CREEPERS

First of all, can college students in Boston be any more pompous and annoying?

A friend of mine sent me this post on Stalker'sList (AKA "I want to meet someone for sex NOW and then get murdered"-List). At first I was appalled at the audacity and outright absurdity of the post: