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Radio-Controlled Sperm Device In The Works

Avoid impregnating a girl at the next keg party by slicing open your scrotum and attaching this device that will allow you to regulate your sperm flow at will -- or, you could just ask her if she is on birth control. 

Latest comment by Crystal: What!?!?
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Summer Reading: The Big Penis Book

If you're insecure about your package, don't read this book! Better yet, don't let your girlfriend see it or she'll realize how little of a man you really are...

Latest comment by Anonymous: The guy on the cover is not Terry Richardson, though he would have loved to be there. It's Chad Hunt, a lovely and in no way creepy gentleman.
Does Size Matter? The Great Debate

Add some sizzle to your lazy Summer Sunday by debating "Does Size Matter?" with a handy interactive reference guide. 

Latest comment by laptoplex: Oh man, I'm all the way on the right.
For the Love of the Penis
David Do For the Love of the Penis For the Love of the Penis For the Love of the Penis

A walking, talking, giant penis sure encourages people to think about doing-it. David Do, a student at Auckland University in New Zealand, dressed himself as an enormous dick to educate his fellow male students about sexually transmitted diseases. Yes, we all know horny college kids are extremely su

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Oh? Oh…No, That’s Actually Quite Lame
It’s pretty cool when you put your alma mater in sticker form on the back window of your car. It says “Hey, I drive a shitty 12 year old Saturn with plastic doors, but my penis is larger than yours because I went to a better school.” It’s probably even cooler when you use some fictional sch... MORE »
Latest comment by aquamarine: The car in the picture is clearly a Subaru.
No Job? Small Penis? Today's Your Lucky Day
For some people, this might be an excellent, alternative way to earn a little extra cash this summer. Everyone always appreciates a person who tells the truth.
Chancellor Demands to Know Your Students' Orientation
UC’s Vice Chancellor Fred <insert penis joke> Wood, wants to know if his students are bi, gay, hetero, questioning or… other?
Check out the survey questions he can’t stop asking.

Is This a Sign...?

Is This a Sign...?
Penis Shaped Spill on the ground (Ground)
Penn State Live Says You Only Need To Hold Out For 13 Minutes. So Forget the Desensitizing Gel

Penn State Live is essentially the PR Department of Penn State. Sometimes the stuff on there is newsworthy, like the cancellation postponement of the Fergie concert, and sometimes ... not so much. But today, Penn State Live has rele

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Dick-orations are Re-dick-ulous
With a simple outfitting, anybody's member can now become a real superhero, or a king, or even stay classy as a James Bond tux-wearing dick.

Yes, there exists printable, cutout penis decorations by your favorite, or second favorite condom bran; Durex.  They are aptly called Dickorations.

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