If you're insecure about your package, don't read this book! Better yet, don't let your girlfriend see it or she'll realize how little of a man you really are...

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Any Cornell women want to make out with a 44-year-old professor in the library stacks?

 

Bueller... Bueller...

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For some people, this might be an excellent, alternative way to earn a little extra cash this summer. Everyone always appreciates a person who tells the truth.... MORE »

Add some sizzle to your lazy Summer Sunday by debating "Does Size Matter?" with a handy interactive reference guide. 

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Penn State Live is essentially the PR Department of Penn State. Sometimes the stuff on there is newsworthy, like the cancellation postponement of the Fergie concert, and sometimes ... not so much. But today, Penn State Live has relea

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UC’s Vice Chancellor Fred <insert penis joke> Wood, wants to know if his students are bi, gay, hetero, questioning or… other?
Check out the survey questions he can’t stop asking.
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A walking, talking, giant penis sure encourages people to think about doing-it. David Do, a student at Auckland University in New Zealand, dressed himself as an enormous dick to educate his fellow male students about sexually transmitted diseases. Yes, we all know horny college kids are extremely sus

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With a simple outfitting, anybody's member can now become a real superhero, or a king, or even stay classy as a James Bond tux-wearing dick.

Yes, there exists printable, cutout penis decorations by your favorite, or second favorite condom bran; Durex.  They are aptly called Dickorations.

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Avoid impregnating a girl at the next keg party by slicing open your scrotum and attaching this device that will allow you to regulate your sperm flow at will -- or, you could just ask her if she is on birth control. 

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It’s pretty cool when you put your alma mater in sticker form on the back window of your car. It says “Hey, I drive a shitty 12 year old Saturn with plastic doors, but my penis is larger than yours because I went to a better school.” It’s probably even cooler when you use some fictional scho... MORE »