The Best Pictures On The InternetToday I had a sad realization: Perez Hilton is not as funny on paper as when he’s Photoshopping penises and “Lezlo” on celebrity photographs with a caption stuffed with bitchy queen snark. Today the Daily Beast published a passage from Hilton’s new book, Red Carpet Suicide, and it was disappointingly flaccid. There was mention of beyotches and M...



































