Today I had a sad realization: Perez Hilton is not as funny on paper as when he’s Photoshopping penises and “Lezlo” on celebrity photographs with a caption stuffed with bitchy queen snark. Today the Daily Beast published a passage from Hilton’s new book, Red Carpet Suicide, and it was disappointingly flaccid. There was mention of beyotches and M...

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Perez Hilton is all excited that he broke the urgent news story that Heidi and Spencer of Hills fame have eloped and got married in Mexico, like, just now.

"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Hills star Heidi Montag says of our eloping with Spencer Pratt in Mexico.

PerezHilton.com was the first media outlet in the world to ...

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We’ve all heard that Gawker is a haven for bitter snark-maniacs, that Perez Hilton reinvented the bitchy queen paradigm, that those people at Daily KOs practically knock themselves out with their bloviating. Now University of Alabama has conducted a study to determine the personality traits of bloggers, and the verdict is in: bloggers are neurot...

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For anyone who thinks that Perez Hilton is just a bitchy gossip queen, today we find evidence to the contrary. Hilton, i.e. Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr., has a soft side. In unusually snark-free blog posts, Hilton today wrote gushingly of the marriage of Star Trek’s George Takei (Mr. Sulu) to his longtime partner Brad Altman.

Hilton wrote of T...

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Co-ed Magazine’s University of Texas blogger, James, took some time out to promote NBC’s coverage of the Olympic Volleyball Cheerleaders. Now, we’re doing the same.

Over at College Candy, UCLA blogger, Devon, called out Perez Hilton and told him to leave Miley Cyrus alone.

Drunken Stepfather has revealed the secret to staying young. Accordin...

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With news of a Penn building being named after famous gossip columnist Claudia Cohen, one is left to wonder what if other gossip columnists had buildings named after them at their alma maters? Cohen might have been the heir to a local NJ newspaper mogul and the late wife of a billionaire but NYU alum, Perez Hilton has got pizzazz!

Hilton, gr...

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He's "America's Next Top Presidential Candidate," Barack Obama.

As you can tell, this presidential candidate is not only backed by voters, he's backed by celebrities -- even celeb blogger, Perez Hilton, has been snapped sporting the eponymous "Barack The Vote" tees.

The latest Barackawear endorser, America's Top Model winner Eva, is on the...

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