Today I had a sad realization: Perez Hilton is not as funny on paper as when he’s Photoshopping penises and “Lezlo” on celebrity photographs with a caption stuffed with bitchy queen snark. Today the Daily Beast published a passage from Hilton’s new book, Red Carpet Suicide, and it was disappointingly flaccid. There was mention of beyotches and M...

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Perez Hilton is all excited that he broke the urgent news story that Heidi and Spencer of Hills fame have eloped and got married in Mexico, like, just now.

"The minute we said our vows, I couldn't stop crying," Hills star Heidi Montag says of our eloping with Spencer Pratt in Mexico.

PerezHilton.com was the first media outlet in the world to ...

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