What is it with these pirates these days? The latest buccaneer target was the M/S Nautica, a US cruise ship in the Gulf of Aden. The ship was chased by two pirate speedboats, who fired eight rifle rounds at the boat, but fortunately the cruise ship was faster than the pirates and got away. Wait, that doesn’t seem right. What the hell kind of “sp...

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At the Opening Exercises yesterday, Princeton University honored six students for their achievements during the last academic year. Among the students that took home awards was Oguzhan Atay, who shared the Freshman First Honor Prize with Sophie Wang.

 

Looking at the photograph of the winners above, it’s clear that Mr. Atay stands out from the r...

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Today I would like to present a short study titled, “A Critical Self-Evaluation of My Sexual Behavior as it relates to My Alcohol Consumption.”

The purpose of this flowchart is to present the reasoning behind my varied responses to sexual advances.

Factors considered include: hotness of girl, amount of alcohol consumed, and DPC (Degree of Pi

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