Former Mankato police officer Steven Patrick Boyle has been watching too much cop-themed pornography. Boyle pleaded guilty today to pulling a "prank" arrest on an 18 year old woman, saying he'd let her free if she exposed her breasts. He faces a $200 fine and is on prob

I took a week off from reporting on the Triple XXX incident just because there was such a large influx of [false] information circulating throughout the media. But now, let's take a look at the top 5 lead ups into the conclusion of this whole sensationalist clusterf--- topic.

1. Last Wedn

More details about the Triple XXX incident last weekend are beginning to emerge.

The Journal and Courier, local city paper, had an article today saying an investigation is underway.

According to the story, one of the girls in the group said she an

As the result of a somewhat paranoid fit, the town of Chapel Hill will be shutting down the traditional Franklin Street Halloween celebration at midnight. That's right, midnight.

The Daily Tar Heel reported:

Past celebrations have ended at about

Everyone knows Gainesville is a college town but for some people that carries a lot more weight than for others: "Who the **** lives in Gainesville if you don’t go to UF? You should just be shot in the face for that decision!"

Person with too much time on their hands: Have you ever thought that maybe somew

College students often forget two things: 1) the legal drinking age in the United States is 21, and 2) smoking and/or possession of marijuana is illegal everywhere – except Amsterdam and a handful of other hippie-friendly locales.

Sadly, e

Our contributor continues his ongoing series showing how Notre Dame police are completely out of their minds.

Off-campus crime is becoming a serious issue for Notre Dame; unfortunately, it's not an issue being addressed by the ND administration. Last week a student was sucker-punched by a townie and his friend was hit with a baseball bat. Every week students are assaulted just outside campus boundaries. Robbery

The only thing more beloved to Notre Dame Fans than the football games are the tailgates conducted a few hours earlier. The mystical combination of kegs and eggs certainly contributes to the exciting energy that surrounds our campus on Saturday afternoons. Unfortunately,

Police officials are pondering how they will bring a half ton woman to a trial and, if convicted, put the woman behind bars. Unfortunately the bedridden woman cannot be removed from her house due to her obesity and need for constant medical attention.

The woman is being ac