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The Future of Our Government on Facebook

Posted by Samantha Beerman 07/16/2008 8:27 PM

Tags: leaders, politicans, scandal, Facebook, Ivygate, Bush

The Future of Our Government on Facebook

President: Shirtless and surrounded by beer? Sounds about right for the leader of our great nation.

Secretary of Homeland Security: Winning a drunken fight is just the first step in the War on Terror.

Secretary of Transportation: The next generation of politicans will find cheaper, more efficient forms of transportation.

Secretary of Agriculture: She understands that as Americans we should appreciate ALL forms of nature.

Secretary of Energy: If that doesn't take energy, I don't know what does.

Secretary of Commerce: Ooooh, commerce looks nice.

Secretary of Health: This leader knows how to say "ahhh."

Secretary of State: A good butt is a universal sign of good will.

Secretary of the Interior: The future politician will know it all starts with the interior... of the shower.

Secretary of Labor: There's no replacement for a hard day's work.

Thanks to the Facebook generation of today, years from now we'll still have the evidence of our leaders' crazy past posted all over the Internet and conveniently compiled here in an OTR Facebook album.

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