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Six Actual Video Game Names That Could Double as Porn Titles

Six Actual Video Game Names That Could Double as Porn Titles

When you're making a video game, there comes a point in time where you actually have to name it. If you're making a golf game, then something like "Tiger Woods (fill in the blank)" should be a pretty obvious pick. With that in mind, you have to wonder what was going through the heads of the developers who named these games that could take on som...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater...

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When Tech Gets Sexed: Gadgets & Tech With More Than Enough Sex Appeal

When Tech Gets Sexed: Gadgets & Tech With More Than Enough Sex Appeal

Consumer electronics are designed to be sexy. Your first iPod struck you with its sleek style and minimalist layout and even common appliances like your toaster are being designed with sexiness in mind. There's a reason so many kitchens are going all stainless steel and my alarm clock has more curves than Miss February- companies want their prod...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I think Fyre TV is kind of a let down. I don't want to pay monthly for something I might not even use. Also, people get curious as to the nondescript box sitting by your TV.

I have a V

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FCC Pushing for Free (But Porn-Free) Internet for All

FCC Pushing for Free (But Porn-Free) Internet for All

At the FCC’s December meeting, chair Kevin Martin is reportedly going to push for an internet service that is free for all Americans, which would probably be roughly equivalent to basic cable or FM radio. Sounds like a not terrible idea, right? And coming from the FCC no less. But there’s only one catch: no porn.

 

The proposal to allow a no-sm...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: this is not for the good of man !this is the money train.

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The First Minute of "Nailin' Paylin" Has Arrived (SFW)

The First Minute of "Nailin' Paylin" Has Arrived (SFW)

Here you have it, the first one minute and twelve seconds of Hustler's Nalin' Paylin porno you've been hearing so much about. Two drunk Russians ask for help when their tank breaks down in front of "Paylin's" house. But it's a cliffhanger! What in the world is going to happen next?!

 

"Well, I guess in the spirit of foreign relations I can let y...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: crazy

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Hustler's Palin Porn Set Photos, Plot Details Emerge

Hustler's Palin Porn Set Photos, Plot Details Emerge

Photos: TMZ

 

Ever since it was announced that Sarah Palin would be the vice presidential nominee, every guy (and some girls) in the nation immediately thought "I wonder what she looks like naked." The good folks at Hustler realized this right away, and immediately set to work on a Palin porno movie. Now the shoot is wrapping up production and T...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i would do Palin, in her ass!!!!

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Social Networking Sites Outshine Porn as #1 Internet Use

Social Networking Sites Outshine Porn as #1 Internet Use

The internet has always been synonymous with pornography and sex. With the upsurge of a more data-friendly and connected world, people no longer had to buy dirty magazines and Tijuana Bibles on the street corner, but could get good ol' fashioned nudies in the comfort of their own homes. Like much in today's world however, it seems like internet ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Actually I have found that the free porntubes are wrecking havoc on the internet porn industry. With hours of free content to download or watch, why would someone want to pay for it.

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Colleges Hate on Porn

Colleges Hate on Porn

Prudery is running amok in colleges, with propriety now trumping ability.

 

This week, two University of Nebraska wrestlers were dismissed from the team after it became known that they had posed nude on a gay porn site, despite the fact that one, Paul Donahoe, was the 2007 national champion in his weight class. The decision to remove the two wre...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Oh please. We all know that if they'd posed for JC Penny's nobody would have cared.

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Univ. of Nebraska Wrestlers Outted for Gay Porn

Univ. of Nebraska Wrestlers Outted for Gay Porn

When a college gossip blog, The Scarlet Project, broke the news that two University of Nebraska wrestlers had appeared on a gay porn website, Fratmen.tv, students were left saying, “Oh snap!” The two students, Paul Donahoe and Kenny Jordan, compete in the 125 lb. division and the 133 lb. division, and this somehow was an uproariously unexpected ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Oh boy, Like you straight people don't masturbate. Its not just a gay thing you hippocrits.

Jason Shellman
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Atlanta, GA

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Virtual Erotica: Spore + Porn = "Sporn"

Virtual Erotica: Spore + Porn = "Sporn"

The new web game “Spore” was meant to be a fun-filled interactive area, where creative souls dream up funky creatures to take on quixotic journeys in a spor-ifical world.

 

Quickly, perverts and sexual deviants changed the “wholesome” world of “Spore” into a scandalous playground with curved phalluses betwixt gargantuan purple breasts. The inter...

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"Green Porno" Spurs Alternative Porn Movement

"Green Porno" Spurs Alternative Porn Movement

Isabella Rossellini co-directs and stars in “Green Porno,” a series of shorts for the Sundance Channel. The series covers the copulation practices of insects from the earthworm to the bee. In a unique approach to the randy subject matter, the format combines the whimsy of a children’s book with biological fact.

 

On college campuses, people are ...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel. Sad.

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Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

Must-Read Not News Stories From FARK

• Need the secret ingredient for the perfect chocolate chip cookie? It’s vacuum sealer.


• The next time you and your friends are smoking pot, you can rest assured the law is on your side. The state Supreme Court in Washington ruled that police cannot arrest you even if they can smell the substance.


• After a 12-year-old girl painted her thumb ...

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