Popular Posts
OWU - Ohio WesleyanEvents
2012 wants to know: which StART session?

Rebeccas's recent post on the incoming class of 2012 highlighted the Facebook group that's been established for high school seniors lucky enough to be coming to Ohio Wesleyan. One thing that quickly surfaced in the comments was a reference to a particular thread on the discussion board of sai... MORE »
+ Add CommentTuftsFunny
Tufts pre-frosh jokes about dildos, AP exams (Tufts 2012 facebook group)
The Misanthropist approves of your sense of humor.
+ 12 Comments
Tufts Class of 2012 Actually Funny?

The Misanthropist approves of your sense of humor.
+ 12 Comments
DartmouthCampus Characters
+ 3 Comments
Dartmouth: Still Admitting Douche Bags

Nothing like cock-blocking yourself before you even step on campus. Check out the pre-frosh who proclaims, “Since Dartmouth is known to have some of the ugliest chicks out there, I wanna see some proof that there are some hotties if I'm gonna commit!”... MORE »
Latest comment by Bandit Quest: Gonna make sure this kid can't get into any frat on campus
+ 3 Comments
TuftsCampus Characters
+ 6 Comments
Prefrosh Survival Guide: Naked Posters Are A No-No

Well, it's been quite a while since we've had an installment of the Pre-frosh Survival Guide, but now that it's pre-frosh season again, let's get cracking! Way up there on the list of "don'ts" is the trashy (mostly) naked girl poster. Trust me, guys: this will not win you points with anyon... MORE »
Latest comment by The Merry Widow: @ The Peasant: Exactly. It wasn't meant as a veiled insult. "Real" = "in person, not on a poster."
+ 6 Comments
Dartmouth, YaleFunny
+ 3 Comments
Prospies Around Facebook: Yale

I would like to bring your attention to the last paragraph in the "Recent News" section.
"NOTE: This group is for people ALREADY admitted to Yale, not for people awaiting a response. I believe there is a "yale 2012 hopefully" group for people still waiting. Good luck."
You can already hear the elitism in t... MORE »
"NOTE: This group is for people ALREADY admitted to Yale, not for people awaiting a response. I believe there is a "yale 2012 hopefully" group for people still waiting. Good luck."
You can already hear the elitism in t... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: he isn't going to yale... but yeah he is pretty sexy
+ 3 Comments
DartmouthRandom
+ Add Comment
Pre-Frosh Series Pt. 2 - Seriously

On a more serious note, this is to all of you who are going to Dimensions.
This is a critical junction in your life and the last thing you want to do is spend four-years at a school you don’t feel right in.
Williams CollegeFunny
Where are all the Hot Prefrosh?

That question applies to both the ladies and the gentleman. This year the males seem to especially lacking in the good-looks department but the ladies aren't too far behind.
They either look too child-like to even consider going after next year or they look like Gremlin who has been fed after midnight. Either way, I'm not into it.
Step your game up Class of 2012!
+ Add CommentThey either look too child-like to even consider going after next year or they look like Gremlin who has been fed after midnight. Either way, I'm not into it.
Step your game up Class of 2012!
Harvard, DartmouthFunny
+ 2 Comments
Prospies Around Facebook: Harvard

I feel sorry for them already.
Here's the Harvard 2012 Facebook group. Harvard is a great school...for graduate studies. These kids will go to their dream school, the H-Bomb...and find out that they were better off anywhere else but there.
I came across this quote while skimming the front page.
"Harvard has b
... MORE »Here's the Harvard 2012 Facebook group. Harvard is a great school...for graduate studies. These kids will go to their dream school, the H-Bomb...and find out that they were better off anywhere else but there.
I came across this quote while skimming the front page.
"Harvard has b
Latest comment by Anonymous: lay off rashid
+ 2 Comments
DartmouthEvents
Dimensions, the three-day long event for accepted students to check out the campus, is coming up. To spice it up a little, I've taken the liberty to put together a little dare list for our beloved pre-frosh.
Earn points for completing the following dares. The pro... MORE »
+ 2 Comments
Pre-Frosh Series Pt. I - Dimensions Dare Game

Dartmouth 2012 SoCal Meet-Up
Dimensions, the three-day long event for accepted students to check out the campus, is coming up. To spice it up a little, I've taken the liberty to put together a little dare list for our beloved pre-frosh.
Earn points for completing the following dares. The pro... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: amazing list! I'm anxious to see who really gives this a shot (while retaining their acceptance)! Good luck to all, and let the games begin! See you there!
+ 2 Comments
Williams CollegeFunny
By the way, It's Pre-Frosh Weekend

Hide the alcohol. Clean your room. Paste on a smile.
Around 400 Pre-Frosh will be invading campus this coming weekend for 4 days of pure Eph-dom!
Here are some helpful tips for those of you that'll be hosting one or two, plus that one that your friend will be dumping on you because he has some "tra... MORE »
+ Add CommentAround 400 Pre-Frosh will be invading campus this coming weekend for 4 days of pure Eph-dom!
Here are some helpful tips for those of you that'll be hosting one or two, plus that one that your friend will be dumping on you because he has some "tra... MORE »













Better than Dave, anyway.