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Unknown Disease Causes Woman's Legs to Grow Meteorically (and you thought the Freshman 15 was bad...)
Worried about gaining the Freshman 15? Don't be: an expanding waist line pales in comparison to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, who suffers an unknown disease akin to Proteus Syndrome due to leg expansion.
Alright, so maybe when you entered college you gained the dreaded freshman fifteen. Well that’s as innocuous as getting a pimple next to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, a British woman suffering from an undiagnosed disease which has caused her legs to expand so much that they currently weigh about 210 pounds. Doctors believe her disease may be related to Proteus Syndrome, the condition made famous by the Elephant Man.
Paris Hilton's New Tape!
By CommodoreGirl (08/06/2008 10:03 AM) Tags: Paris for President, Sex Tape, President, Paris Hilton, Election 2008, John McCain
...Sorry, all. Not quite as..ahem..naked, as her last tape.
In this new vid, Paris Hilton demonstrates a whole new variety of talents--such as tanning, and surprisingly enough, comedy--while endorsing herself as a presidential candidate in 2008.
Her energy conservation plan sounds top notch, as does her a
... MORE »Fresh Cream: All the News We Missed
By Hector Nazario (07/31/2008 5:26 PM) Tags: back to the future, beer pong, delorean, paris hitlon, president
All the news we missed, served fresh.
Obama & McCain Shouting Victory?
By Jessica Almanza (07/29/2008 10:55 AM) Tags: elections, president, john mccain, barack obama, victory
The two opposing candidates have spent the past few months hard at work trying to convince the nation (and the rest of the world, for that matter) that they deserve the right to sit in the Oval office.
Touring the nation, getting their families involved and bumping shoulders with celebrities have
... MORE »John McCain Has No Respect for His Wife...
By The Kingpin (06/18/2008 12:59 PM) Tags: Go OSU, inappropriate humor, president, Cindy McCain, John McCain, cunt
And after watching this video, I've decided it's pretty damn funny!
Seriously. How many more reasons do you need to vote for Obama this November?!
Go DEMS!
and while I'm at it...
GO OSU!
Screw the BLUE!
Keep it true!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to You: Mark Yudof
By sunshinethewerewolf (05/30/2008 6:57 PM) Tags: UC system, president, budget cuts, fee
So he's got experience, big whoop. Why should we care?
Because he knows as well as we do that higher publ... MORE »
Hello Mr. President...
By southern*sunshine (05/21/2008 5:22 PM) Tags: President, Sidney A Ribeau
Some of my HU colleagues may say 'Good Riddance!', but I am simply going to say goodbye to our former President, H. Patrick Swygert, who has led our institution since 1995.
Amidst rumors that he was peddling money from HU, faculty leaders called for Swygert's resignation saying the university was "in a state of crisi
How To Choose A Presidential Candidate In Fifteen Minutes
By The Peasant (05/15/2008 10:32 AM) Tags: john mccain, hillary clinton, barack obama, president
Tufts Prez Attempts Soulja Dance
By The Misanthropist (05/04/2008 11:58 AM) Tags: TCU, president, Senate, Duncan
U of Oregon President Retires, University Looks for New Meal Ticket
By Steph (04/30/2008 11:53 AM) Tags: Dave Frohnmayer, retire, president
MSU Re-elects Student Body President
By vivan_pelirrojas (04/23/2008 08:35 AM) Tags: Orlando Hodges, president
Orlando says he'll bring more... MORE »
