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President Bollinger Assaulted While Running in Central Park, Confirmed to be Invulnerable

President Bollinger Assaulted While Running in Central Park, Confirmed to be Invulnerable

When not conquering Manhattan one block at a time or benevolently governing his subjects up at Columbia University, President Lee Bollinger likes to enjoy a nice, brisk jog through Central Park.

 

Too bad no one told him crazies do too.

 

In a statement issued by the Office of Public Affairs, PrezBo confirmed that he had been assaulted in Centra...

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