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Dartmouth: Still Admitting Douche Bags

Nothing like cock-blocking yourself before you even step on campus. Check out the pre-frosh who proclaims, “Since Dartmouth is known to have some of the ugliest chicks out there, I wanna see some proof that there are some hotties if I'm gonna commit!”... MORE »
Latest comment by Bandit Quest: Gonna make sure this kid can't get into any frat on campus
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Dartmouth, YaleFunny
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Prospies Around Facebook: Yale

I would like to bring your attention to the last paragraph in the "Recent News" section.
"NOTE: This group is for people ALREADY admitted to Yale, not for people awaiting a response. I believe there is a "yale 2012 hopefully" group for people still waiting. Good luck."
You can already hear the elitism in t... MORE »
"NOTE: This group is for people ALREADY admitted to Yale, not for people awaiting a response. I believe there is a "yale 2012 hopefully" group for people still waiting. Good luck."
You can already hear the elitism in t... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: he isn't going to yale... but yeah he is pretty sexy
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Pre-Frosh Series Pt. 2 - Seriously

On a more serious note, this is to all of you who are going to Dimensions.
This is a critical junction in your life and the last thing you want to do is spend four-years at a school you don’t feel right in.
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Prospies Around Facebook: UChicago

Might as well kill themselves now.
... MORE »Oh these poor kids don't know what they're in for. Even though they're in the city, they're in the part where you get mugged.
The University of Chicago is also universally known as the school "where fun goes to die."
Ironically, the UChicago did turn out one of the p
The University of Chicago is also universally known as the school "where fun goes to die."
Ironically, the UChicago did turn out one of the p
Latest comment by Anonymous: UChicago may be boring but Penn is DIRE. I went to both and Chicago is a million times better. Gorgeous campus too.
If you are afraid of getting your little whitey butt mugged, don't sell drugs on the midway after dark!
If you are afraid of getting your little whitey butt mugged, don't sell drugs on the midway after dark!
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Prospies Around Facebook: Harvard

I feel sorry for them already.
Here's the Harvard 2012 Facebook group. Harvard is a great school...for graduate studies. These kids will go to their dream school, the H-Bomb...and find out that they were better off anywhere else but there.
I came across this quote while skimming the front page.
"Harvard has b
... MORE »Here's the Harvard 2012 Facebook group. Harvard is a great school...for graduate studies. These kids will go to their dream school, the H-Bomb...and find out that they were better off anywhere else but there.
I came across this quote while skimming the front page.
"Harvard has b
Latest comment by Anonymous: lay off rashid
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DartmouthEvents
Dimensions, the three-day long event for accepted students to check out the campus, is coming up. To spice it up a little, I've taken the liberty to put together a little dare list for our beloved pre-frosh.
Earn points for completing the following dares. The pro... MORE »
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Pre-Frosh Series Pt. I - Dimensions Dare Game

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Dimensions, the three-day long event for accepted students to check out the campus, is coming up. To spice it up a little, I've taken the liberty to put together a little dare list for our beloved pre-frosh.
Earn points for completing the following dares. The pro... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: amazing list! I'm anxious to see who really gives this a shot (while retaining their acceptance)! Good luck to all, and let the games begin! See you there!
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Beware: The Prospies Are Coming

Good news, everyone: It's almost time for "Wildcat Days" aka PreviewNU aka the fun time of year where prospective students come for overnight visits to the school.
While the administration schedules them for weekdays to avoid the high-school-students-getting-wasted PR fiasco, we all know that this ca... MORE »
While the administration schedules them for weekdays to avoid the high-school-students-getting-wasted PR fiasco, we all know that this ca... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: when i was a prospie, it was a monday night. this was back when the keg was still 18 ... i paid $5 at the door for special olympics or something, because i thought it was a cover, and somehow i ended up gettin... MORE »
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Even Scarier Than That Time You Went to a Party at DU

Now that it's summer, campus is overrun with prospective students ... which is fine. A little annoying, maybe, when there's a gigantic group of them you have to manoeuvre around to get into the library, but no big deal. Virtually everyone on campus is happy to answer their questions abo... MORE »
Latest comment by The Merry Widow: @ Anonymous: I used to really like prospective students, until I hosted 2 pre-froshes my freshman year who were both horrendous bitches. I still try to answer their questions and encourage them to come when I see them on campus, though.
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