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Looks Like Tufts Isn't The Only School With A Library Masturbator

Turns out public masturbation in libraries is more common than we thought! Penn State is also plagued with a man who finds the stacks the perfect place to beat the bishop. I never knew books were such a turn-on.
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Basketball Player Rubs One Off In The Stacks

What the **** is going on here? Did the football players infect the basketball team with whatever disease was making them go crazy? According to various reports, Penn State point guard Stanley Pringle was charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct for allegedly masturbating ... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: Remember Pringles' slogan: Once you pop, you can't stop!
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We Just Can't Get Enough ... Public Masturbation, That Is

You want some more public masturbation, Tufts? You got it. The Daily's (amazingly headlined) story, "Public masturbation persistent at Tisch Library," was picked up by popular Gawker media blog Jezebel (one of the editors is a Tufts alum, btdubs). Meanwhile, commenters both here and on ... MORE »
Latest comment by The Merry Widow: @ Anonymous: Awww, but I don't know who you are. That's not fair now, is it?
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Public Masturbation: A Surefire Reason To Attend Tufts

Just in time for the 4,569,734 tour groups on campus today was the perfect front-page headline story in the Daily: Public masturbation a persistent problem at Tisch library. I've never seen more displeased parents on campus (and that's counting when Homecoming and Parents' Weekend were held at the same time). Relax, 'rents: after all, they do say college is a time for exposure to new things.
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