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Unknown Disease Causes Woman's Legs to Grow Meteorically (and you thought the Freshman 15 was bad...)
Worried about gaining the Freshman 15? Don't be: an expanding waist line pales in comparison to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, who suffers an unknown disease akin to Proteus Syndrome due to leg expansion.
Alright, so maybe when you entered college you gained the dreaded freshman fifteen. Well that’s as innocuous as getting a pimple next to the struggle of Mandy Sellars, a British woman suffering from an undiagnosed disease which has caused her legs to expand so much that they currently weigh about 210 pounds. Doctors believe her disease may be related to Proteus Syndrome, the condition made famous by the Elephant Man.
Brimming with STIs? Trojan Scores the Best and Worst Campuses
By The Astute Fem (05/24/2008 09:03 AM) Tags: Louisiana Tech University, Trojan Condoms, dirtier than Paris Hiltons thongs
Big Ten Football Predictions
By Collegiate Don Juan (06/12/2008 11:00 AM) Tags: 2008 college football, Zombie Nation, fall football, Big Ten football predictions
Right? Wrong? We'll let you be the judge.
A Little Bit of Nekkid Makes Exams More Fun
By i am the marquees (12/12/2007 9:31 PM) Tags: finals, exams, green sexy suit, hawt santa
Sometimes when you're taking a final, the only thing you want is to finish bubbling in the circles so you can go get roaring drunk, smoke a few bowls, resume your Guitar Hero marathon, or whatever vice may have you.
But while hundreds of Microeconomics students in Lambert Fieldhouse (athletic
Freshmen Girls Fall for Frat Lines
By Bluto Blutarsky (08/31/2007 07:58 AM) Tags: Party, Frat, Survival, Drunk
Now that school has started, surely some of you lovely freshman girls are just itching to do all sorts of things your parents don't want to know about. What better place than a hot, smelly frat house? Soon you will be stumbling through f... MORE »
Purdue 101: Breakfast Club
By Bluto Blutarsky (09/06/2007 1:21 PM) Tags: football, Breakfast Club, tradition
Breakfast Club is the greatest of all Purdue Traditions as it combines the two favorite activities of any Boiler: Football and Drinking. Sure, some ‘fans’ get up at 10 am, crack open a beer or tap a keg, grill hot dogs for breakfast and watch C... MORE »
Brazilian Dance Fighters Serve Up Pizza
By Bluto Blutarsky (08/24/2007 09:24 AM) Tags: clubs, callouts, events, Food
Starting this week and next, students will be flooded with fliers and notices of Callouts to various student groups. Callouts are one-hour sales pitches for each club on campus, often involving plenty of free food. Innocently show up at the Tango
A Party Guy's Guide to Drunk Food
By Bluto Blutarsky (09/09/2007 3:03 PM) 
Invariably there are seven days in a week. This means seven different nights to get drunk and enjoy the best part of drinking: the food. This is your guide to the best food and specials for those late nights.
• The Triple X is open 24/7 and always a... MORE »
"Don't go sucking on any stranger's dick on the way out."
By i am the marquees (11/27/2007 6:14 PM) Tags: sensitive conversatives, penises, Village Coffee House, douchebags, ukulele
Being gay and singing about dick sucking on a Tuesday night in a Midwest coffeeshop where a packed house is trying study is like trying to preach for Satanism at Jesus camp. New York ukulele player/comedian Ben Lerman was not in Kansas anymore. He was at the Village Coffeehouse in voting-Republican-since-democracy-was-invente
... MORE »XXX: It’s Not Just for Porn Anymore
By Bluto Blutarsky (08/28/2007 02:34 AM) 
Triple XXX doesn't just stand for late night entertainment, it also stands for delicious late night burgers.
The Triple X is a local 50s-style diner that started as a root beer stand and morphed in to the perfect late night hangout. T... MORE »
Deal Finalized, Big Ten Network 2 Months Away
By ha-mace (06/19/2008 4:37 PM) Tags: Comcast, Big Ten Network, Penn State Football, Big Ten
Can you contain yourself? Our contributor from Penn State could care less.
