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Celebrecession: A Pictoral Ode to Recession Age Celebrities

Celebrecession: A Pictoral Ode to Recession Age Celebrities
Dressing like hobos to minimize sense of bourgeois guiltWearing crazy hats to distract from obvious wealthFocusing on the petty, non-economic things, like breakupsDepicting imminent depression through funereal clothesKeeping luxury items to undergarments like the million-dollar Victoria’s Secret bra setSelling cheap clothes to plebian fansGetting preggers to contribute laborers to the American workforceSneaking into clubs behind wife to avoid paying coverWearing sparkly clothes to cut down on electricity billIgnoring the recession by purchasing a car with complete obliviousness to fuel efficiency

This is how celebrities deal with the recession.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Pete Doherty is hot-- recession or not!

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Ten Ways For College Students to Take Advantage of the Recession

Ten Ways For College Students to Take Advantage of the Recession

Hint: Take the free food.

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College Kids Get Boring During Recession, Can't Cover Lameness Without Booze

College Kids Get Boring During Recession, Can't Cover Lameness Without Booze

The economy sucks, and so do college students now.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: homie

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Copper: The New Chromies

Copper: The New Chromies

Over the past two summers I have worked as a garbage man.  It's not the most glorious job.  I picked up trash cans full of maggots, mystery liquid and warm, dirty diapers.  As crappy as the job could be, I also learned a couple nifty secrets, one of which made me some nice pocket change.

 

This garbage past time

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