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Cornell Researcher Concerned With the Potential Life-Threatening Effects of Red Bull, But Prefers Someone Else Conduct The Actual Research

The combination of taurine and caffeine in Red Bull may be harmful to one's health, but this researcher isn't too concerned with finding out for sure.
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Invisibility Cloaks Not So Imaginary, Scientists Prove

No, this post won't reference the (super highly awaited) 6th Harry Potter movie. Instead, even cooler straight-from-Hogwarts news.
According to this CNN article, scientists in Berkeley, CA are getting close to creating an actual invisibility cloak, a la HP. Researchers have bee
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Genetics: An Excuse for Laziness & Crime

If you're a lazy, violent person, blame the cursed genes you inherited from your parents.
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Study Supports Slacking Off

Psychologists at the University of Alabama give students the OK to sleep through finals for the good of their health. Or at least that's how I'm choosing to interpret the findings.
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How To Land A Summer Job

According to a New York Times article, this summer will be tough for students looking for a job because only one-third is expected to find one. Follow these tips and avoid being an unemployed slob.... MORE »
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Get Paid to Get Toasted

Three cheers for the McCarthy Research Lab at Mizzou. They're paying student $50 to chug vodka tonics! Free booze, plus spending cash? Sign up here!... MORE »
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UC Berkeley is apparently negotiating a partnership agreement with King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) in Saudi Arabia. According to the San Jose Mercury News, Berkeley would help KAUST h... MORE »+ Add Comment
Alright, We May Actually be Terrorists

"Dude, this is a lot of work just for a bow for your daughter's present."
UC Berkeley is apparently negotiating a partnership agreement with King Abdullah University of Science and Technology (KAUST) in Saudi Arabia. According to the San Jose Mercury News, Berkeley would help KAUST h... MORE »
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Mizzou Mutates Mice

After all the ingenious studies published by Mizzou, what could researchers be up to now?
Breeding mice with bone definciencies, that's what.
In a NASA-funded study, MU is breeding three types of mice: some with no mutations, some with a bone disorder, and some with a mutation in their muscle developme... MORE »
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In a NASA-funded study, MU is breeding three types of mice: some with no mutations, some with a bone disorder, and some with a mutation in their muscle developme... MORE »
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Your Snuff Film Collection: Morally Justified by University of California Economists

He's doing it for the kids.
... MORE »Economists from Berkeley and UCSD calculated negative correlation between viewership of violent films and criminal acts. In layman's terms, when Sir Anthony Hopkins ate that dude's face, he probably saved you


















