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Irvine Discovers Answer to the Question? Real BIG News

Irvine Discovers Answer to the Question? Real BIG News

Our school is a research institute and man do they come out with doosies. An Irvine researcher discovered recently that if a kid’s family does not have a history of substance abuse, the kid will fail school if he drinks before the age of 15. Please, do tell why…


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Alcohol education programs that focus on so-called “at-risk yout...

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Cornell Researcher Concerned With the Potential Life-Threatening Effects of Red Bull, But Prefers Someone Else Conduct The Actual Research

Cornell Researcher Concerned With the Potential Life-Threatening Effects of Red Bull, But Prefers Someone Else Conduct The Actual Research

For a long time, the effects of popular energy drinks, such as Red Bull and Monster, on a person’s cardiovascular system have been the concern of many researchers. Red Bull, in particular, has come under attack in recent years for its high volume of caffeine and taurine, which led to France banning the popular drink for nearly a decade.

 

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Genetics: An Excuse for Laziness & Crime

Genetics: An Excuse for Laziness & Crime

Well, procrastinators and murderous individuals rejoice as studies out of UNC may uncover genes to prove there are predisposed tendencies for murder and slothfulness.

 

At UNC-Charlotte, a study of lab rats has shown a connection between genomic locations and daily activity. The findings became the catalyst for a human investigation to find the ...

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Study Supports Slacking Off

Study Supports Slacking Off

Finally science agrees with me that sleeping is more important than little things like homework and studying. New research finds that working hard when fatigued could be harmful to one’s health.
 

The psychologists at the University of Alabama at Birmingham believe that individuals increased their effort to make up for fatigue when trying to com...

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How To Land A Summer Job

How To Land A Summer Job
A research paper published by the Center for Labor Market Studies at Northeastern University provides evidence by stating that about one-third of teens will be employed this summer compared to the 45% of teens employed in 2000.

The recession is making employers reluctant to hire and with budget cuts, teens are unable to earn enough to make up

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Get Paid to Get Toasted

Get Paid to Get Toasted
(Thanks to this guy, you can get paid to get wasted.)
It's the best way to get $50 - take some surveys, get drunk, and play computer games.

The McCarthy Research Lab (Noyes Hall) is still conducting alcohol research projects - and they'll pay you fifty bones! Drink three vodka tonics in 15 minutes, then take some computer tests (one with an ai

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