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Recovering From a Breakup is Not Hard

Recovering From a Breakup is Not Hard

Recently dumped by your college sweetheart? Chances are you'll get over it much faster than you think.

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Penn State Research Finds Alcohol Makes Fruit Flies Horny, Gay

Penn State Research Finds Alcohol Makes Fruit Flies Horny, Gay
                                                           A typical "fruit" fly

Penn State researchers have found that alcohol causes increased sexual arousal and decreased sexual inhibition in males. Shocking, we know.  But what they have also found is that, at ... MORE »
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Researchers Study Totally Unimportant/Key to Our Survival-type Things

Researchers Study Totally Unimportant/Key to Our Survival-type Things
Mizzou's researchers are currently looking into totally bullshit issues.

Like how to save the endangered black bear, storing hydrogen fuel for use in cars so that we won't depend on gas and oil, curing Alzheimer's, and making crops produce medicinal protein... MORE »
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