Goshdarnit, that Sarah Palin sure is one folksy momma! She shoots moose! Drives her own car! Says haberdasher! Ah, but perhaps you aren’t familiar with the vernacular of the formerly average hockey mom? Never fear, my little mooslings; study the Palin lexicon below to get in the conservative know.

Haberdasher
Pronunciation:
\ˈha-bə(r)-ˌda-...

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