The Timeless Art of the Keg StandAs promised, I think it’s necessary to discuss the totally insane squirrels that notoriously gallivant around Penn’s campus. These bushy-tailed superfreaks can be seen darting between students’ legs, leaping out of garbage cans, and practically flying from tree to tree in the Quad. Basically, they are rodents on Red Bull. And coffee. And speed.
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