Some college students just can’t handle the pressure of the Olympics.

Last week, Alicia Sacramone, Brown ‘10, cost the U.S. a gold medal in women’s gymnastics when she fell, not once but twice. This week, 26-year-old Stanford alumnus, Ian Dobson, tanked in the 5,000-meter semifinals, placing

Michael Phelps made Olympic history in swimming, and Sada Jacobson, Yale '06, did the same in fencing. College alumni are officially dominating Beijing.