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OH Hey!-The Typical Awkward Home Conversation

OH Hey!-The Typical Awkward Home Conversation

Every college student goes home during the break and every college student has had an awkward run in with a friend who never left. The conversation is loaded with things you can't talk about such as: Dorm Life, made up drinking games, RA's, Sharing a Shower, Roommates, Clubs, Quads, Frats, School Traditions, College Bars, Skipping Class, Meal Po...

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How to Make the Most of Your Thanksgiving Break

How to Make the Most of Your Thanksgiving Break

If you are like me, you are worried that you won't make the best of your five-day break from college. I have compiled a "bucket list" of things to do before you go back to studying for finals.

 

Hook up with that girl that wouldn't do you in High School!

- Easier said then done, but what else do you have to do? Show your friends back home that y...

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Top Five Insults Said to Opposing Goalies by St. John's Fans

Top Five Insults Said to Opposing Goalies by St. John's Fans

The former Redmen men's soccer team beat the current Orangemen men's soccer team last Thursday and with that come the post game analysis.  This win adds to their 9-1-2 record this season. This means they have nine wins, one loss and two draws. More importantly, St. John's soccer is 5-0-0 at home. Why? Maybe it's because of technique, defense, of...

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Ivy League Takes Top Honors in Third Annual Sexual Health Report Card, DePaul Not So Much

Ivy League Takes Top Honors in Third Annual Sexual Health Report Card, DePaul Not So Much

Trojan Condoms released their third annual Sexual Health Report Card today, and the Ivy League took two of the top five spots and placed favorably overall.

 

For the uninitiated, the Sexual Health Report Card ranks 130 colleges and universities based on the quality and availability of sexual health services and resources on campus. And so, in th...

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Hot Student Body: St. John's Ostine D.

Hot Student Body: St. John's Ostine D.

As it turns out, that pretty girl in your finance class whom you suspect might be a model may actually be one.

 

Meet St. John's junior Ostine, a 20-year-old finance major with an impressive 3.5 GPA.

 

That's right -- brains and beauty in one nice, neat little package.

 

For potential stalkers suitors out there, here are her stats, courtesy of h...

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Three Ways to Avoid a Random Facebook Chat

Three Ways to Avoid a Random Facebook Chat

Nobody is crazy about facebook chat. Have you ever been writing on somebody's wall when "Hey buddy? how was class?" or "Hey man, what are you up to?" suddenly pops up?

 

Facebook has found a way to make the most invasive tool in communication history. Facebook chat is like having to answer every call you get. Calls, aim, and emails are avoidable...

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Obama Picks VP Hoping Old People Will Confuse Him With McCain

Obama Picks VP Hoping Old People Will Confuse Him With McCain

Obama picked Delaware senator Joe Biden, in an attempt to reclaim his lead by confusing old people. But, even if they aren't confused, it will give them a reason to still vote for an old white guy.

 

Definitely a smart choice by Obama.

 

While those hoping  for an Obama/Gore ticket will be disappointed, this isn't a bad alternative -- at all. Ob...

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Belmar Mayor Names Top Guido Campuses

Belmar Mayor Names Top Guido Campuses

In a newsletter Mayor Ken Pringle sent out on July 4 about Belmar tourists, he complained about the rambunctious behavior of guidos and guidettes in his peaceful town. He describes Belmar as “lovely and tranquil,” and he plans on keeping it that way.

 

With statements like, they are "as welcome as, oh, Canada geese” and “we are thankful she left...

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Mindless Chatter from College Professors

Mindless Chatter from College Professors

* “It’s absolutely outrageous,” a UCLA psychiatrist tells the NY Post about NBC’s new social experiment. “These are real human beings, not dolls…[In three days of filming] enough psychological damage could be done to affect them for the rest of their lives.”

 

* “There is a clique of professors in Hyde Park who are ‘alien’ to working-class inter...

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Intern Report: Public TV & Wannabe Celebs

Intern Report: Public TV & Wannabe Celebs

Episode #1 of my Public Access summer internship: An interview with Jana

This is Jana, she sings every week at my small town public access station. Her show is one of the more popular ones on the lineup so expect the other blogs to get weirder and more random. Here is a quick profile of Jana:

Name- Jana
Last Name- None of your business
Email A...

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