St John's University
Palin Transferred Between Six Colleges
So she can't make a decision about college. That should bode well for making decisions that impact the entire country.
Red Storm invests in new freshman student body
By JTeverett (09/04/2008 7:53 PM) Tags: red, storm, hottie, girls, sex, freshman
After countless interviews, sleepless nights, and tireless surveys the vote is in. St John's has quadruped its number of hot chicks on campus. This comes as a surprise in the wake of its dissppointing 2007-2008 sausage fest academic year. Everybody on campus is feeling the di
... MORE »Me and the Boo
By JTeverett (09/04/2008 12:26 AM) Tags: boo, girlfriend, sex, white, me
I don't have a killer story about St. John's today and all the Bristol stories are taken so I threw this picture of me and my boo up.
Alright, we all saw it on the news. McCain picked Sarah Palin as his VP. Which is a great stride for women and the country as a whole. Fantastic. Now let's get down to brass tacks here. Given the chance, with no strings attracted, no political justifications or vendettas, would you? or wouldn't you? The time hon
... MORE »SNL's newest Cast member
By JTeverett (08/28/2008 12:51 AM) Tags: UCB, moynihan, bobby, SNL, cast, phelps saturday night live
SNL is coming back September 13! With Host Michael Phelps and musical guest L'il Wayne, Saturday Night Live will also be featuring new writing and performing talent. NYC improvisational comedian Bobby Moynihan will be the newest addition to the cast.
He was scouted at Amy Poehlers improvisational
... MORE »Obama Picks VP Hoping Old People Will Confuse Him With McCain
By JTeverett (08/23/2008 1:27 PM) Tags: race news, biden, president, politics, vp, obama
College-student favorite Barack Obama announced today that his presidential running mate will be 65-year-old Delaware senator Joe Biden.
Police wonder how to arrest Half-Ton criminal
By JTeverett (08/22/2008 9:06 PM) Tags: half, ton, criminal, police, prison, arrest fat
Police officials are pondering how they will bring a half ton woman to a trial and, if convicted, put the woman behind bars. Unfortunately the bedridden woman cannot be removed from her house due to her obesity and need for constant medical attention.
The woman is being a
... MORE »Hermione Song
By JTeverett (08/22/2008 01:08 AM) Tags: Hermione, song, harry, potter, maxim, hot film
In preparation for the new Harry Potter film, I thought this would be appropriate. Emma Watson was recently ranked #94 on Maxim's top 100 hottest women in the world.
Fred Phelps: Douche of the year?
By JTeverett (08/21/2008 12:12 AM) Tags: father, olymics, Phelps, douche, year, american jteverett St Johns
The mystery of Michael Phelp's father has been solved!
Fred Phelps is the father of Olympian and American hero, Michael Phelps. He earned Douche of the year by successfully avoiding his son after his divorce to wife Deborah Phelps until Michael's wins at the 2004 Olympics.
"Oh hey Michae
... MORE »Superhero movies that will never be made
By JTeverett (08/13/2008 2:39 PM) Tags: University, St, Johns, Superheroes, never, bad lame Ant Man funny movies
With Superhero blockbusters breaking Hollywood records and news about Ironman 2, Superman 2, and Wolverine spin off; it seems that these big budget vigilante movies wont die down in our lifetime (Not even with cutting edge parodies like "Superhero movie" deflating them). We can look forw
... MORE »Be fans now before TV Guide tells you to be!
By JTeverett (07/25/2008 12:44 AM) Tags: girlfriends, need, we, tv, CBS, guide internet webisodes funny
The hilarious internet series named "We need girlfriends" has been blowing up since its release almost two years ago. Recently, CBS has picked it up for a pilot episode. The series focuses on three men finding love in Astoria, Queens after they all get dumped from there long ter
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