St John's University

Did this happen to you this weekend?

Learn how to beat up your old high school bully, score with your longstanding crush and be the life of the party this Thanksgiving after the jump.

 So I hate bad Beer Pong partners.

Here is why!!

I hate bad beer pong partners...

Because they don't watch for the bounces!

Because they get emotional when they miss a cup even though they know they have no technique. 

Because they talk the most trash during the game.

Because they

What is a turkey drop?

- A turkey drop is a summer or high school relationship fizzling out due to college conditions by the thanksgiving break.

"Well hey man, me and my girl are super tight! I mean we talk everynight on the phone and AIM."

- That is meaningless. After a month

So it is the general consensus that college students want Obama to win. Even though we vote in a candidate doesn't  mean they are president. The 2000 election was won by Bush, even though Gore won the popular vote.

In preparation for another stolen election, here are the

St. John's University canceled classes so that students could make sure they get out and vote in this history making election. This is the normal To Do list of the student body. The items are numbered in order of importance.

1. Catch up on free online TV sho