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Santa Claus Asks Congress For a Bailout to Save Christmas

Santa Claus Asks Congress For a Bailout to Save Christmas

With only two days to go before Christmas, a credible, yet wholly disheartening rumor has begun to swirl around the blogosphere that suggests the holiday may be canceled—if the United States Congress doesn’t act quickly.

 

Thanks to the economic downturn, Santa Claus can’t afford to pay his high-priced, unionized elves and fly his environment-fr...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Great story. I thought you were going to lament santa's recent investment in Madoff securities.

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Santa Claus is a Socialist: Colbert on "Miracle on 34th Street"

Santa Claus is a Socialist: Colbert on "Miracle on 34th Street"

Stephen Colbert has identified the Movies That Are Destroying America this holiday season. There’s that movie Yes Men movie, which seems a lot like all those other Jim Carey movies where he gets some sort of weird tick or forced behavior (Bruce Almighty, anyone?) which drives him to an epiphany which helps him make right with his love life. Then...

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