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Website Discovers Sarah Palin is Related to Princess Diana, Humans are Related to Chimps

Website Discovers Sarah Palin is Related to Princess Diana, Humans are Related to Chimps

The world is about ready to implode with strange bloodlines. Turns out, it’s a small world after all. Last year, the press found that Lynne Cheney is a distant relative of Barack Obama. Now the people at Ancestry.com have discovered that the moose-hunting, syntax-mangling, doggone republican running mate Sarah Palin is the tenth cousin of Prince...

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