Apparently, Bart Simpson is a scientologist. How do I know? Well, the woman who does his voice, Nancy Cartwright, put out an automated phone message where she uses Bart’s voice to get Scientologists to come to an event. I’m sure the Simpson’s creators are thrilled.

The Simpsons? Is that the biggest draw Scientology can muster? Man, talk about ...

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So apparently the guy who attacked a Scientology center with two samurai swords yesterday (who was subsequently blown away by a security guard with a 20th century weapon) was a crazed ex-church member named Mario Majewski on a mission to...well we still don't know.

But we do have this excerpt from an interview he did with UCLA's Daily Bruin. A...

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 Here’s a suspiciously short story from the AP:

Los Angeles police say a security guard at a Scientology building shot and killed a man wielding a sword.

Officer April Harding says the man approached the guard in the parking lot of the Scientology Celebrity Centre International around noon Sunday.

Harding says the guard "felt threatened for ...

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