...Sorry, all. Not quite as..ahem..naked, as her last tape.

In this new vid, Paris Hilton demonstrates a whole new variety of talents--such as tanning, and surprisingly enough, comedy--while endorsing herself as a presidential candidate in 2008.

Her energy conservation plan sounds top notch, as does her as

For pseudo-celebs, sex tapes can skyrocket them to fame. However, for two UF creepers, their amateur filmmaking may land them in the jailhouse and the poorhouse.

Is nothing sacred any more? Major creep Dustin Diamond promises to reveal the dirty details behind our favorite childhood show.