I am currently mired in that epic conundrum plaguing modernity: the Wii supply and demand holiday hellhole. And no matter how many times I remind myself that I did indeed procrastinate on purchasing my brother a Christmas present, I am inordinately pissed. How could Nintendo do this to me? Why are there not more Wiis for sale? Are the manufactur...

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Today is Black Friday, and all across the nation, moms and and their little gay sons are standing outside in the freezing cold, waiting to show just how different a soccer mom is from a bulldog.

 

I'm not even going to lie, when I was little, I used to go with my mother all the time. Now, I just don't care anymore. If I were to go I would have t...

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For those dedicated enough, "Black Friday", the day after Thanksgiving shopping extravaganza, can hold amazing deals and price cuts. The only catch? Waking up as early as 4 in the morning and fighting the huge crows that will inevitably form.

 

If you've never shopped on Black Friday, it's something you should probably experience at least once i...

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Have a summer job/internship that requires conservative, office-appropriate dress and all you have in your closet are cargo shorts of various neutral shades and t-shirts with inappropriate one-liners? Or (depending on where you go to school) glitter-flecked camisoles and short skirts? 

You are going to need a new sleek, refined wardrobe, one wi

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