She's a sports expert with a model body... basically Jenn Brown is the perfect woman.

Saved by the Bell's Jessie Spano Elizabeth Berkley is going from hosting coma-inducing dance competitions on Bravo to playing a potential lesbian Ivy Leaguer on The L-Word. Best. Career Move. Ever.

You may be wondering about the picture above. As you might have guessed--not a real hand. As you might not have guessed--placed in butcher window not by disgusting little brothers but rather by Showtime marketing geniuses.

Let me explain.

In an effort to find a new favorite TV show this summer (