I thought Soulja Boy was fifteen, but the omniscience that is Wikipedia says he turned eighteen this year. Whoopee! Scratch tickets! No seriously, he can gamble fo reelz. See! He’s playing poker!

He wants shorty to be his wifey too now that he’s a big boy. He asks her to kiss him through the phone because he’s all about waiting until marriage ...

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Listening to Soulja Boy’s song “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” once is torture enough, but over and over again? That’s cruel and unusual punishment. And so it is with great sympathy that I tell you that the Auburn Tigers’ trainer subjected the football team to the song on a continuous loop.
 

The musical torment was to serve as a reminder of Auburn’s ...

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