NorthwesternFunny

Facebook Stalkers Exposed!

Facebook Stalkers Exposed!
The geniuses at Facebook continue to make internet stalking possible for everyone!  Is this new feature a sneaky way to identify ex-lovers who may still be pining for you? Get the details on how to be a creepy net purveyor here.... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: i can't even get to it by typing "." anymore. i'm just glad i got to see my stalker list beforehand. two ex-lovers, one potential lover, rando guy friend and wait...YOU DJPM! CREEP!

...want to hook up this weekend?

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University of MichiganRandom

Facebook Empowers Itself to Tell You Who to Be Friends With

Facebook Empowers Itself to Tell You Who to Be Friends With
Facebook wants us to be together, would you like some candy?

A new addition to facebook that miraculously is not part of a spam sending application has arrived, and the stalkers are coming back from the shadows. The “are your friends already on facebook-people you may kn
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Latest comment by Paul Tassi: haha won't dispute that. AHor is the future!

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NorthwesternWacky Faculty

Who Is Stalking the Girls of Gamma Phi?

Who Is Stalking the Girls of Gamma Phi?

Several sources have now confirmed that there's a creepy thing going on in the Gamma Phi house. Apparently lots of girls in the sorority have been receiving random friend requests on Facebook from other "girls" in the freshmen class of 2012.

 

Random, no? And when the friend requests kept com

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Penn StateRandom

Classes Start Tomorrow. Let's Stalk Our Future Classmates Today

Classes Start Tomorrow. Let's Stalk Our Future Classmates Today
We wrote about this at the start of the fall semester, but that was sooo five months ago, and we have many more readers at this point. Plus with classes ready to start in less than 24 hours it's good to revisit. At this point you should have at least a couple of yo... MORE »
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Williams CollegeRandom

First Member of the Class of 2013?

First Member of the Class of 2013?

Overachiever? Creepy? Overzealous? All of the above.

 

It seems like Gwen Hughes (who isn't even part of the 2012 class) has joined the Williams 2012 Facebook group with the hope that she'll garner some inside information on how to gain admission into the college. The nutjob ambitious prospective has even

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UC BerkeleyText Worthy

Facebook Lexicon = Stalking en Masse

Facebook Lexicon = Stalking en Masse
Facebook Lexicon is a "tool" that allows you, dearest facebook stalker, to analyze trends of language used on profile, group, and event walls. Now, instead of painstakingly searching through the walls of friends, acquaintances, and yummy-smelling people in your class to find out what eve... MORE »
Latest comment by blondie: "and it can make you feel smart because it makes graphs of the results"

haha, good observation. it's always good to at least pretend to be doing something productive. and yes, i believe they... MORE »

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Rutgers - New BrunswickNews

Facebook Chat Keeps Me Off Facebook

Facebook Chat Keeps Me Off Facebook
Facebook Chat Keeps Me Off Facebook
Got up in the morning, checked my email, opened up Facebook...and there it was, that little yellow box on the lower right corner of the screen, telling me that Facebook Chat is finally here.

I've been hearing about Facebook chat for weeks now, but always sort of thought it wouldn't lea... MORE »
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NortheasternNews

Ripe Produce: Must Read Northeastern Stories

Ripe Produce: Must Read Northeastern Stories
Ripe Produce: Must Read Northeastern StoriesRipe Produce: Must Read Northeastern StoriesHot Northeastern ChickHot Northeastern ChickRipe Produce: Must Read Northeastern Stories

We know you’re all out of school, but we’re going to attempt to keep you abreast on Northeastern news this summer with a new feature. Similar to Fresh Cream, Ripe Produce will feature local Husky news that’s “ripe for the reading.” Here are six summer stories you must know.


* The Boston

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Latest comment by The Candle: No, they "tracked" people via their cell phones. Maybe you should read the various articles about the research.

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