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The "Art" Of Jacking Off

The "Art" Of Jacking Off
Is it an abstract work of art - or a crude, offensive masturbating muppet? Check out the photo and join the on-going speculation here.... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: It's Big Bird in Human drag!

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Pattee Is The Place To Be

Pattee Is The Place To Be
During my tenure at Penn State I obviously haven't spent enough time in Pattee Library. Honestly I've probably been there a handful of times, and I didn't see anything too crazy going on, clearly I wasn't looking in the right spots. From public masturbation (allegedly), to anonymous sex, to crapping ... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: woo hoo!

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Poll: Poll: Best Quote From a PSU Athlete (or former athlete)

Poll: Best Quote From a PSU Athlete (or former athlete)
Of the two quotes from two recent stories involving former Penn State football player Chris Bell and Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle, which do you think is best?
"Come get the case, and I am going to stab you" - Chris Bell
"Why would I need to masturbate? This is how I chill, ma'am." - Stanley Pringle
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Opposing Teams Claim They Won't Point Out Stanley Pringle's Hairy Palms, Blindness

Opposing Teams Claim They Won't Point Out Stanley Pringle's Hairy Palms, Blindness
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Today's Collegian article about Stanley Pringle's Mike Coopering charges
begins with what seems like an attack on the Internet for plastering Pringle's name all over the web before he was charged. Sites like Deadspin and Perez Hilto... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: Is he drunk?

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I'm... I'm... Stanley Pringle!

I'm... I'm... Stanley Pringle!
Apparently it's funny to impersonate an athlete who's been getting a lot of negative news lately.

My good friend is an EMT and is constantly tending to people's drunk mishaps.  We share the EMT lifestyle, so after every weekend she's always got good stories.

This weekend she found a 5 foot tall white ... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: you could've gone without posting this mess.

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