Star Wars
Palin Transferred Between Six Colleges
So she can't make a decision about college. That should bode well for making decisions that impact the entire country.
Star Wars: Yawns
By Valencia Chang (08/11/2008 07:27 AM) Tags: star wars, clone wars, bad movies, george lucas
Wooden characters, wooden dialogue, wooden transition between scenes...and now, the new animated feature, Star Wars: The Clone Wars offers us wooden looking characters. We have hit a new low.
Nerdlings Rejoice, SDCC is Upon Us
By laptoplex (07/24/2008 1:25 PM) Tags: Comic, Con, Awesome, Star Wars, Batman, Supderman Spiderman
It’s July, and if you’ve nevered touched a live woman’s breast then you know exactly what that means: San Diego Comi-Con. SDCC is only the greatest annual migration from mom’s basement to a location that isn’t a comic book store, 7-11, or World of Warcraft. If you’re lucky enough (read: gi
... MORE »The 5 Best Conan O'Brien Skits of All-Time
By Hector Nazario (07/22/2008 09:40 AM) Tags: steve irwin, star wars, conan obrien, jay leno, triumph the insult comic dog
NBC announced yesterday that Harvard alumnus Conan O'Brien will be taking over for Jay Leno on June 1st, 2009. In honor of this victory for late night comedy, OTR presents the 5 funniest Conan clips ever.
Oh? Oh…No, That’s Actually Quite Lame
By laptoplex (06/02/2008 9:04 PM) Tags: Star Trek, Star Wars, Sex, Penis, Awesome Sexy
Anakin Comes to Ann Arbor
By Paul Tassi (10/14/2007 2:42 PM) Tags: hayden christensen, star wars, celebrities
When I heard that someone famous named "Hayden" was in Ann Arbor to film scenes for a movie, I prayed out loud to God that their last name was "Panettiere." Unfortunately no, it's the other one. Disappointment, thy name is Christensen.
That's right, the Lo... MORE »
which is his lazy eye?? i've seen too many close up pics of him and cannot find it.
why must you put him down??
what is wrong with him??
Facebook Marketplace Hijinks: Part Deux
By wearyourshaydes (09/06/2007 5:59 PM) Tags: Star Wars, marketplace, facebook
"I am offering my services in providing a historically accurate portrait of the Star Wars universe, including all sentient and most non-sentient creatures, for free. Learn why Oola the Twi-lek dancing girl decided to fight back against... MORE » Link: http://northwestern.facebook.com/marketplace/?f=16...
Dear Freshmen- Advice from Your Elders
By One Jump (08/28/2007 8:30 PM) Tags: star wars, freshmen, nerd
The Star Wars Theme ringtone you so proudly programmed into your undoubtedly new phone will only get you laid if used ironically and in the presence of mucho alcohol.
And as an addendum- "Wanna see my lightsaber?" is a pickup line you should seriously consider.
