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Virginity Pledges Contribute to Spread of the Clap, Teenage Sex Flourishes Amongst False Promises

Virginity Pledges Contribute to Spread of the Clap, Teenage Sex Flourishes Amongst False Promises

I didn’t quite realize that virginity pledges were real until recently. They just seemed the stuff of religious satire, but evidently they’re real and they’re not all that great at fulfilling their cockblocking function. In fact, the only correlation pledges have is with hitting it raw. So while virginity pledges have nothing to do with preventi...

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STD "Outing" Website is Probably the Worst Idea Ever

STD "Outing" Website is Probably the Worst Idea Ever

Once upon a time, a guy and a girl had sex. The girl had herpes and didn’t tell the guy, so he got mad and put her name and face on the internet. And so the STD website was born.


The man is Oregon resident Cyrus Sullivan, and his new website is garnering a lot of controversy in the area. The plan is to make a database of people with STDs, with ...

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