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Steve Carell Vs. Stephen Colbert In "Even Ste(v)phen"

Steve Carell Vs. Stephen Colbert In "Even Ste(v)phen"

Do you know what happens when two famous comedians with larger-than-life egos interview one another? Hilarity -- and a segment called "Even Ste(v)phen."

 

Last night, Steve Carell, star of The Office, joined his longtime friend Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report for a nice, friendly chat about the successes (and failures) of each comedian thr...

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Kanye West Declares War on Stephen Colbert via Twitter

Kanye West Declares War on Stephen Colbert via Twitter

So in case you missed it, Stephen Colbert has launched something called “Operation Humble Kanye.” This is a result of Kanye West saying stupid crap like “I’m the voice of this generation…of this decade.” Well, the plan is for everyone to buy Stephen Colbert’s Christmas Album on iTunes today at 5 pm, which will unseat Kanye from being the #1 albu...

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Cornell Board Baffled Over Indifference Towards Howie Mandel, Confused As To Why Students Prefer Colbert

Cornell Board Baffled Over Indifference Towards Howie Mandel, Confused As To Why Students Prefer Colbert

Last October, Stephen Colbert arrived on Cornell University’s campus to the sight of thousands of ecstatic students and Ithaca residents eagerly anticipating his arrival.

 

In the span of 15 minutes, tickets to Colbert’s hotly anticipated performance sold out, and a second one was scheduled for the same weekend. In total, 10,000 Cornellians came...

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Stephen Colbert Calls Upon Jon Stewart to Suspend Their Shows

Stephen Colbert Calls Upon Jon Stewart to Suspend Their Shows

Following John McCain's lead, Colbert asks Stewart to suspend their shows until the crisis is averted. The lights dim and the audience is not pleased. But you know, you can always suspend a suspension if the going gets really tough.

Colbert's DNA Shot Into Space and 10 Other Celebs Whose Genes Should Repopulate Earth

Colbert's DNA Shot Into Space and 10 Other Celebs Whose Genes Should Repopulate Earth

Northwestern alum Stephen Colbert is heading to space. Well, not actually Stephen Colbert, but his DNA at least.
 

Video game designer Richard Garriott will bring a digitized version of the comedian’s DNA to the International Space Station for a time capsule of human DNA. Why not, right? Garriott’s project, called the “Immortality Drive,” is lo...

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Five Great Summer Beach Reads

Five Great Summer Beach Reads

 Coming from the land of Eternal-Summers and Endless-Sunshine, I quickly learned that this didn't have to be the case. There is such a thing as classy summer reading-- but it just has to fit into those good-summer-book qualities.

 

Summer Reading should be fun without being mindless, thought-provoking without being too-heavy (an example of "too ...

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5-Word Movie Review: The Love Guru

5-Word Movie Review: The Love Guru

A Lobotomy Would Be Funnier

 

 

Final Thoughts:  Let me be blunt – there’s absolutely nothing of value in this movie.

 

Nothing.

 

The Love Guru is more or less an hour and a half of fart jokes, lame name puns, penis references and recycled Austin Powers jokes. Whoever worked on this script needs to retire immediately.

 

Yes – that means you, Mi...

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Colbert to Grads: Gandhi Drank His Own Urine

Colbert to Grads: Gandhi Drank His Own Urine
Best Commencement Speech Quote of 2008:

“Gandhi said, ‘you must be the change you want to see in the world,’ but may I also point out he drank his own urine, so let’s not go overboard on his advice.”

-- Stephen Colbert to thousands at the Class Day ceremony of Princeton University 


Get details on the rest of his brilliant speech here.

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