Just waking up after the heavy binge drinking that got you through the first week of school? Here’s what you might have missed:

 

Before you run out onto University trying to get to class on time, you should reconsider. Apparently, fining people on bikes for speeding wasn’t a ridiculous enough endeavor. Now GPD wa

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                      This is one doodle that can't be undid.  ASM irrelevance documented.

Yes, that is indeed a real photo of the “State of the ASM” address last Tuesday.

When they're not busy delivering addresses to empty rooms or reforming their infrastructure and

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Since the beginning of the semester, the few active individuals of Mason Gross School of Arts toiled tirelessly (and, in all likelihood, futilely) to get fellow students interested in student government and representation in faculty meetings.

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These posters plastered all over campus make no sense, but that is nothing new for the Associated Students of Madison.

 

It's safe to say they are as coherent as ASM's ridiculous plans to erect a campus grocery store.

 

What exactly are they trying to say anyway? That ASM are as good as leaders as Britney Spears and Wacko Jacko? 

 

On second thought, that sounds about right.

Princeton's best looking student politicians, VP Josh Weinstein '09 and Secretary Arthur Levy '10 use their comedic skills to promote DVD rentals. Note the especially clever use of the same joke ad nauseum.