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Adderall, Good for an "A", Bad for the Body

Adderall, Good for an "A", Bad for the Body

Sure it'll help you get good grades, but will Adderall also make you have a limp noodle?

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Mr.Research is the truth, all the rest of you are a bunch of virgins in your basements jacking off to midget porn...sorry.

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Pace, Barry University, QuinnipiacPost Graduation

GPA Worthless After College, Slackers Rejoice

GPA Worthless After College, Slackers Rejoice

Working hard to maintain that 4.0? Don't. According to CareerBuilder.com, most employers don't care if students barely pass or finish at the top of their class.

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TuftsText Worthy

Who Needs Studying When You Can Steal Cars Instead?

Who Needs Studying When You Can Steal Cars Instead?
Break out your LAN cables, because Grand Theft Auto IV arrives in stores tomorrow (just in time for reading period!), and with near-perfect ratings from just about everyone, it should be a perfect panacea for all your finals woes. Procrastinate! Blow off steam! Mug people! In other words, do anything but study.
Latest comment by Anonymous: Are you planning on playing this game as well, Merry Widow?

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UMD - UMCPBitchin 'N Moanin

Mckeldin Late Night Study Shutting Down

Mckeldin Late Night Study Shutting Down

Anyone who goes to Maryland, whether you live on North Campus, South Campus, or off campus, has studied in Mckeldin during late night study. It's a finals tradition, something we all know and love.

 

However, due to actions requested by the Provost to reduce budget, late night at

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University of Wisconsin, MadisonBitchin 'N Moanin

Midterms Are Bad For Your Health

Midterms Are Bad For Your Health

It’s that time of year again; the time when sleeping in the library becomes acceptable and bags under your eyes means that you put some good hours into studying. It’s the week of midterms and it’s the one time of year that is circled on my calendar that I DON’T get excited about.

 

The week

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Latest comment by Anonymous: the only thing that makes midterms feel like they arent too bad is remembering that once they are done you can start studying for finals!

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MizzouNews

Pray that the weather holds out

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Rumor has it that if MU cancels exams tomorrow, any 8 a.m. finals will move to 5:30 a.m. on Wednesday.

Is that even legal? It's so kind of the university to take the college student schedule into consideration.  All of us are certainly awake and functioning at 5 a.m. ... if that's when we get back from the bars.
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UF - University of FloridaRandom

This Just In: Farting is Still Funny

This Just In: Farting is Still Funny
That’s right. Maybe it’s all the caffeine and all-nighters, but when you’re in a seriously silent study area, it’s kind of hilarious when some dude audibly farts.

This just happened to me and two tables full of mute studiers couldn’t stop laughing for about 30 seconds. Comic relief, perhaps?

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OSU - Ohio StateRandom

Let the Battle Begin

Let the Battle Begin
The hour is upon us; finals start tomorrow. For many students, finals week is a very trying time. For others, finals week is a joke. Whichever category you fall in, these tips may help you get through the week with better grades than ever before.

Get Some Sleep
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UMD - UMCPSports

Gaither Attempting To "Study"

Gaither Attempting To "Study"
Back in the summer, OTR reported that former Terp lineman Jared Gaither was joining the NFL after being declared academically inelgible.

Time for a quick update on Gaither. Turns out, he's actually studying. Granted, it's a playbook and not a biology text, but that still has to be pretty daunting for Jared.

Here's hoping he isn't quizzed on anything.

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QuinnipiacRandom

The Finals Are Coming! The Finals Are Coming!

The Finals Are Coming! The Finals Are Coming!

Sketchy Adderall dealings behind the card catalogue, bloodshot eyes and anxiety-ridden coffee shakes – if you guessed a scene from Requiem for a Dream, you would be terribly mistaken. This in fact is the sickening stench of Finals quickly approaching and plaguing Quinnipiac students. So as

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