Recently Krispy Kreme decided to offer everybody a free donut on Barack Obama’s inauguration. They announced it as their “Freedom of Choice” campaign.

Now most people probably read this and thought “Hmm, free donut.” If that sounds like what you’re thinking, congratulations, you’re not a crazed Pro-Lifer.

Those people, and I use that phrase in...

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Materials Needed:
• 1 Snowy/Icy Winter day
• 1 Old Mattress
• 2 Gallons of Gasoline
• 1 Lighter
• 1 Prayer
• (Optional: 1 Video Camera)

Step 1: Wait until the first snowy day. 

Step 2: Find an old dirty mattress that no one wants anymore. 

Step 3: Carefully carry the mattress up to the tallest, steepest, slipperiest hill you can find. 

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