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Update: Suicide Jumper Probably Not a Cornell Student

Update: Suicide Jumper Probably Not a Cornell Student

Yesterday, an unidentified man leapt headfirst into the Cascadilla Gorge from the College Avenue Bridge near Cornell University. Since then, the jumper has been identified by the authorities, but his name is being withheld until his family has been notified of his death.

 

Still, early reports suggest that the man was most likely a resident of I...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: :(

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Breaking News: Unidentified Individual Commits Suicide Near Cornell

Breaking News: Unidentified Individual Commits Suicide Near Cornell

Around 2:00 p.m. today, an unidentified individual committed suicide by diving headfirst into the Cascadilla Gorge near Cornell University.

 

The Cornell Police were immediately called onto the scene, and the body of jumper was recovered from the base of the gorge around 2:30 p.m.

 

As the investigation is currently on-going, authorities have cl...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i'm going to assume that because i haven't been notified that i do not personally know them, but i'm still holding my breath.

- scared

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Anthrax Suspect Linked to Princeton Sorority

Anthrax Suspect Linked to Princeton Sorority

Bruce Ivins, the anthrax terrorist suspect who committed suicide last week to avoid indictment, is proof positive that men of all ages love sorority girls.

 

According to several U.S. officials, the former biowarfare scientist, 62, harbored a strange obsession with the ladies of Kappa Kappa Gamma, ever since he was dumped by a member of the soro...

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