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Ann Coulter Takes a "Whooping" on The View

Ann Coulter Takes a "Whooping" on The View

It’s always a wondrous occasion when the ladies of “The View” are able to set their differences aside and come together in an attack against one common rival.  Even before Ann Coulter stepped onto the stage, Whoopie, Joy, Sherrie, Elisabeth and even Barb had deliberated a handsome plan of attack on the crazy conservative political commentator--a...

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Breast Feeding Six Year Olds: Comforting or Creepy?

Breast Feeding Six Year Olds:  Comforting or Creepy?

Thoughts?

Toys I Never Got For Christmas

Toys I Never Got For Christmas

Growing up, I definitely had my share of Christmas presents. I never woke up to coal in my stocking, and there was always an abundance of pretty wrapped packages under the tree. However, being the observant little Virgo child that I was, I couldn’t help but notice that there was always something missing. I can still remember specific toys tha...

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Holiday Drinking Game: Home Alone

Holiday Drinking Game: Home Alone

The holiday season is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than with good friends, a festive flick, and of course, some low quality vodka? For each week of December, I will be adding a new drinking game to a classic holiday movie.

 

Now, I’ve never met a 90s kid, or anybody for that matter, who doesn’t consider Home Alone to be one of the ...

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Wal-Mart Worker Trampled to Death on Black Friday

Wal-Mart Worker Trampled to Death on Black Friday

When I think of Black Friday, I imagine throngs of Virginians scaling the outer walls of Wal-Mart, the weekly circular clutched in their sweaty palms. It’s five a.m., and overly confident and overfed ladies (not unlike those Thanksgiving Turkeys lain out on their tables the night before) are kicking up dust on the sidewalk with their hooves, me...

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Dining Hall Scandal Shakes Bing to the Core

Dining Hall Scandal Shakes Bing to the Core

Only upon reading today’s issue of The Free Press, (which one of my short stories is published in; so I suggest you run out and get a copy!) did I become aware of the latest dining hall scandal. Sadly, this one involves one of the most beloved employees, Tina. Tina was fired in September, due to allegations of sexual harassment.


According to ...

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Billy Baldwin at Bing?

Billy Baldwin at Bing?

So, this morning, I was standing outside of Academic B, procrastinating before my class.  It was a lovely morning, blue skies, with a nice breeze, no doubt one of the last we'll see this semester.  I'm just standing there, and who just strolls on by?  Billy Baldwin.  He was wearing big aviators disguising his face, so my initial instinct was Ale...

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SUNY Binghamton Fiesta on Oak Street

SUNY Binghamton Fiesta on Oak Street

Check out these pictures from "Oak-xico," this past weekend.  Arriba!!

Bill Cosby Would Be So Pleased...

Bill Cosby Would Be So Pleased...

Finally, some up close pictures of TKE's pudding wrestling extravaganza.

Social Poachers in the Jungle of College

Social Poachers in the Jungle of College

Have you ever encountered someone who immediately wants to be your best friend? Flattering, right? Maybe not. College brings us a lot of new experiences: the ability to make new friends, meet new and exciting people, and be introduced to new ways of creepy manipulation.

 

The phenomenon known as “social poaching” is particularly present at colle...

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