It was pretty hearthwrenching I'm sure for Cardinals fans to see their team lose the Super Bowl. (Poor John McCain lost the presidential election and now his football team has lost the Super Bowl!) It really looked like those guys had the game thanks to a killer drive spotlighting the prowess of Fitzgerald. Then Holmes knocked the victory dance ...

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Super Bowl halftime shows have been rocking the socks off of begrudging viewers since their introduction to the biggest night in football in 1967. Okay, so maybe the University of Arizona and Grambling State University marching bands didn’t exactly get anyone’s salivary glands active, but there have been several halftime shows that threatened to...

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Alright, folks.  As this is the first time I'm posting with the Brothers here at OTR, I figure I'll let you know a bit about me.  I'm a writer, I'm a comedian, I've been following sports since I was a kid, and I can't beat my computer in chess.  I actually like the NBA (I know, right?), I think alternate uniforms are generally stupid, and I own ...

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Oh crap, I think I just missed the Pro Bowl. Damn, should have paid attention so that I could have gotten you the quality Pro Bowl article, that you all wanted and deserved.

Here’s the deal, the Pro Bowl has to go. It’s pointless and it’s only about to get worse, this year being the last year before the start placing it before the Super Bowl. ...

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Brace yourself for a bitter taste of truth: Last night’s Super Bowl was terrible—easily one of the worst ones in recent memory.

The commercials were horrendous, and the game was dull until the final five minutes. Even then, the better team, the Arizona Cardinals, ultimately lost to the vastly inferior, unworthy Pittsburgh Steelers.

However, ...

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