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Stolen Table and Its Thieves Are In South Hall

Stolen Table and Its Thieves Are In South Hall
Thanks to a super-duper-top-secret-I'd-tell-you-but-then-I'd-have-to-kill-you source, we at OTR have discovered the location of the stolen AEPi table. That's right, as I was pondering why anyone would go jogging at 4:00 in the morning, the table was being moved from its home to a new location... MORE »
Latest comment by Street13: i spotted some people smuggling a table our of ASEAN earlier tonight (circa 8:20 p.m.)

luckily, it was a multi-racial endeavor, one dude appeared to be white while the other was asian.

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Table Stolen From AEPi, Campus Declared Unsafe

Table Stolen From AEPi, Campus Declared Unsafe
The notorious Tufts Table Thieves have struck again for the first time! As I strolled down Packard Avenue on Saturday night, what should I see but two young ruffians sprinting out of AEPi with a large table-shaped object in tow. "My word! What is this world coming to? Did they just steal a tab... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: Atleast you still have the chairs!

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The Chicken or The Egg? Beirut or Beer Pong?

The Chicken or The Egg? Beirut or Beer Pong?

                          A contestant from the very first game of BP takes aim

If you build it, they will come.

And if “it” happens to be a shoddy plywood table caked with hair and mud, then they probably came to play Beer Pong.

Or is it Beirut?

In the time between t

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