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An Ode to the Men of the University of Pennsylvania

An Ode to the Men of the University of Pennsylvania

Over the weekend, The Punch Bowl, a student-run comedy blog, flexed their poetic muscles and wrote a three-stanza-long ode in honor of the fine gentlemen enrolled at Penn (no – not Penn State).

 

While it’s all very tongue-in-cheek, the ode itself utilizes many Ivy League ster

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Virginia TechText Worthy

Ten Places You Shouldn't Go To Look For Love At Virginia Tech

Ten Places You Shouldn't Go To Look For Love At Virginia Tech

Love may be all around you, but it's not at the tattoo parlor, math emporium or any of these random places either.

Latest comment by Anonymous: But planned parenthood is where all the hotties hangout

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NorthwesternText Worthy

New Northwestern Gossip Blog Plays Gay

New Northwestern Gossip Blog Plays Gay

Gossip Gay takes all the sex tapes and romantic liasions of a regular gossip blog and drives it right into gaytown.

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AXO Frisbee Fest at Quinnipiac

AXO Frisbee Fest at Quinnipiac
AXO Frisbee Fest at QuinnipiacAXO Frisbee Fest at QuinnipiacAXO Frisbee Fest at Quinnipiac

What’s better than a sorority girl soiree, an ultimate frisbee tournament and a batch of really swank prizes? Nothing! This year’s Alpha Chi Omega’s Frisbee Fest will be held on Sunday and the campus is roaring with excitement at the chance to dunk and pie an Alpha Chi.


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Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

The official rankings for the top universities in the world are here, and unsurprisingly, the Ivy League took many of the top spots. U-S-A. U-S-A.

Latest comment by Anonymous: If Chinese and Indian universities are so much better then they call all pack up and leave all the Ivies, MIT, Carnegie Mellon, and any other place where you can get an extremely powerful engineering/science degree

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Gas Drops Below $3 on Campus

Gas Drops Below $3 on Campus

Even though the economy is in a state of emergency, there is some good news.

 

For the first time in over a year, gas prices dipped below $3 for the first time in over a year. On campus today Speedway on Hudson and High is selling unleaded for $2.969. Though much of this can be attributed to the end of S

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ColumbiaText Worthy

An Inside Look at Ivy League Fraternity Pledging: Columbia Pi Kappa Alpha Edition

An Inside Look at Ivy League Fraternity Pledging: Columbia Pi Kappa Alpha Edition

See, the Ivy League does have an exciting Greek life. Okay, maybe not so exciting, but Greek life nonetheless.

Latest comment by Anonymous: my boyscout camp was tougher than this. must be a very slow news day. I pledged in 86 and seemed like my army Basic training days. Quit complaining and be a man!

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University of Southern CaliforniaText Worthy

Shark Produces Virgin Birth; Scientists say, "AWESOME!"

Shark Produces Virgin Birth; Scientists say, "AWESOME!"
Latest comment by Anonymous: Maybe there wouldnt be a declining shark population if the sharks stoped eating their kids. I mean they even ate the Jesus shark for christs sake.

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"Zombie Tag" is All the Rage on Rochester, NIU, Ball State Campuses

"Zombie Tag" is All the Rage on Rochester, NIU, Ball State Campuses

It's survival of the fittest at college campuses all across the country.

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Virginia TechText Worthy

The Best Dorm Food at Virginia Tech

The Best Dorm Food at Virginia Tech

As a college student, you learn to budget. Some of you may have already used up all your Dining dollars and Flex (you fricken heffers). Lucky for you, I have come up with the best dorm food to have because they're cheap and after awhile you get used to the taste, so they're not so bad.

 

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i like that dented can logic!

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