BSU needs to hop on the subtlety train if they want students to take their initiatives about serious campus issues to heart.

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A freshman was arrested last week on counts of aggravated assault and civil battery for pulling a knife on a dorm mate. Apparently a student went upstairs to ask him to keep it down when an argument ensued and ended in assault. The student was not harmed though he had the knife held to his neck during the

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My beloved bike standing proud (and locked) by the library before being sucked into the criminal world. (UCSB Campus, CA)
Everyone expects the occasional bike jacking in IV. In fact, its even become a bit of a game. You jack my bike I jack yours. Now, though, I'm on my third bike and I'm pissed. Gimme back my bike bitch!

UGA police are warning students to watch out for their laptops. Since the beginning of the year, laptops have been disappearing from dorm rooms at an alarming rate. It looks like the perpetrator is taking advantage of open or unlocked doors. Although no one’s identity seems to be in jeopardy, there is

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Admit. Plead Not Guilty. Displace Blame.  
Disgraced UW-Madison prez Oliver Delgado claims he “simply didn’t know what to do” when it came time to purchase his spring break bus tickets.  His decision?  Steal 'em.... MORE »

Idiot!  Recently elected UW-Madison senior class president Oliver Delgado has been arrested and charged with misdemeanor theft for stealing bus tickets for a spring break trip! ... MORE »

Not 10 minutes after leaving my class today, I remembered that I left my expensive new text book under by chair, and doubled back to get it. It was only a short three minute walk, but I felt ill at ease. For some reason, I thought of NJ Books' policy of allowing books to be sold back year ro... MORE »

On Christmas Day, a guy dressed like Batman held up a guy with a gun and stole his cookies.

The best part of the article is the optimistic tone at the end. The couple didn't let Batman ruin their Christmas: "...They just went out and bought more chocolate chips." I'll bet every crime victim would benefit from purchasing chocolate chips after being robbed.

Mark Schultz of the News & Observer wonders if Chapel Hill's new giant menorah is safe: it's worth $800 and the security around it is, well, nonexistent. He considers the giant icon to be a "test of our community's good will."

Hm. I think Schulz is overestimating the demand for secondhand 9-foot menorahs.

        Who says crime doesn't pay? Look at all that Busch Light! Where's the Vladdy?

The Collegian and CDT are both reporting that Penn State freshman Camron Carra (like Cam'ron?) was arraigned yesterday on charges related to 12 burglaries in unlocked Stuart Hall residen... MORE »