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Tom Cruise Skips Son Connor Cruise's Film Debut, Wins No Parenting Awards

Tom Cruise Skips Son Connor Cruise's Film Debut, Wins No Parenting Awards

I’ve known for quite some time that I wouldn’t want Tom Cruise as my dad. One, he’s short. And doesn’t everyone hate short people? Two, I wouldn’t want my dad dancing around the house in tighty whities. And now reason three has been revealed: he’s a selfish and unsupporting prick who chose promoting Valkyrie over son Connor Cruise's film debut.

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