Good afternoon, my fellow average Joes. Below I have provided you all with a list of essentials to get yourself by the upcoming months.

1.) Alcohol- This is obvious for college students, but let me stress the importance of getting the right drinks. You can no longer afford Guinness or any other imported beer. It's time to go back to the basics...

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The fifth season of Entourage premiered last night after an unusually long hiatus. For those who missed it, let’s recap:

- Hot chicks
- Maserati
- Vince being ambivalent about his career
- Eric being sensible
- Ari being angry
- Drama being self-conscious
- Aston Martin
- Hot chicks

So die-hard Entourage fans rejoice, your tried and true for...

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Sexual deviance is taking over the world, or at least television. According to a recent study published by the Parents Television Council, references to incest, pedophilia, swinging, prostitution, orgies, transsexuals/transvestites, bestiality, necrophilia, etc., combined outnumbered references to regular old marital sex on NBC by a ratio of 27 ...

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According to The Associated Press, Professor Robert Shaler, a retired chief forsenic biologist, will be starring in a cable TV show airing on the Investigation Discovery channel with twelve of his students.

The show, which airs on July 10th, follows an actual two-month-long Penn State course where two teams of students investigated crime scene...

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