OBAMA: The MockumentaryBreaking News: the iPhone is coming to Verizon in January.
Wait, why are you laughing at me? I’m serious this time!
Okay, okay. So, this rumor—and that’s all it is at the moment—is about as tired, beaten and battered as a Las Vegas call girl, but eventually, it has to come true, right? Right?!
Citing two sources “familiar” with the matter,...



















